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Started by Lies, April 11, 2010, 07:41:12 AM

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Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Remington

Is it plugged in?

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

Wow that #2 Yes Man prank is the best, I think. Especially the bit about how it made the corp look like dicks when they had to retract their generousity :)
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Quote from: Pariah on April 10, 2010, 04:54:38 PM
Quote from: CrackedHipsters ignore rules because they think it will make them look like they don't care. There is no end result, just a continuous cycle of mediocre indie rock and scruffy looking dudes. By basing their actions on avoiding the mainstream, they are in fact guided by the mainstream.

QuoteDoing the opposite of the mainstream is still being a part of the mainstream because you're still using the mainstream as your primary point of reference

COINCIDENCE?
We report you decide
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BabylonHoruv

I don't know if the one where the Golden Apple was left behind in Columbus was actually the work of a Crimethinc operative or not, but I know that they cite it as an example of ways to mess with corporation in their Recipes for Disaster book.
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Hoser McRhizzy

Quote from: Triple Zero on April 11, 2010, 12:03:17 PM
Wow that #2 Yes Man prank is the best, I think. Especially the bit about how it made the corp look like dicks when they had to retract their generousity :)

Newish and similar, if you're into this sort of thing:  Bradford Houppe for the the Shell: We're Sorry campaign (gets good at 1:55) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zciWUOrIUqo

No response from Shell as of yet.

Although my favourite was "Vivoleum."  If you're not familiar with it, they pretended to be bigwigs from an oil company research group.  Apparently environmental collapse due to Alberta's tar sands is no problem, as converting the dead bodies of oil refinery workers into 'natural fossil fuel' will ensure we can still drive to work during the apocalypse.  They were outed before they could get away with it, but the idea itself was genius and played to an elite group of oil investors who (until the Yes Men got yanked) were politely considering the idea.
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hooplala

If you read the actual article the apple is never mentioned.
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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Telarus

Quote from: Hoopla on April 12, 2010, 02:02:57 AM
If you read the actual article the apple is never mentioned.

Glad someone else noticed. That means we have an in @ the Cracked writer staff if we dig a bit.
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Quote from: Kai on April 11, 2010, 03:12:07 PM
Yeah, Joe Davis is the mad scientist of the 21st century. A man to emulate.

Seriously, this man is a goddamn hero.
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QuoteYeah, Joe Davis is the mad scientist of the 21st century. A man to emulate.

Hells yes. He's definitely the mad scientist I've been looking for. Awesome.
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hooplala

Quote from: Telarus on April 12, 2010, 02:39:43 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 12, 2010, 02:02:57 AM
If you read the actual article the apple is never mentioned.

Glad someone else noticed. That means we have an in @ the Cracked writer staff if we dig a bit.

Exactly.  We should get on this.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

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Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

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