Rev Roger, Hard Times in Fat City #6

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Move to Portland
Become vegetarian
Replace meat with alcohol
Take up rock climbing
Start going to Burning Man
Replace pasta with acid
Become peanutbuttersandwicharian
Develop an obsession with fat older housewives
Develop an obsession with Richard Simmons
Develop an obsession with picking up hot chicks at art openings
Develop an obsession with filling jars with urine
Give up vegetarianism
Fall madly in love with an abstract statue
Get arrested trying to copulate with it
Give up Burning Man
Replace alcohol with meat
Give up rock climbing
Replace rock climbing with public art installations of urine-filled vessels
Wake up one morning after an art opening groggy, bound and gagged in an unfamiliar room
Get raped repeatedly by hot chick from art opening
After a month of confinement develop Stockholm Syndrome
Marry hot rapist chick from art opening
Live happily ever after.

You are a wise, wise person.

Nigel is teh awesomes.

[Doktor Howl]

Bump.

[Reginald Ret]

Great bump and great read

[Adios]

I feel your pain TGRR. I have lost my job because I am no longer able to work. I have applied for disability and the wait time is 5 months. Meantime I am bored out of my mind and feel the need to cause havoc.

[BadBeast]

or if you're in England, 25 stone, or whatever the hell archaic system you crumpet-suckers are using).

Crumpet suckers? In England, Crumpet is a euphemism for blart.

[Doktor Howl]

or if you're in England, 25 stone, or whatever the hell archaic system you crumpet-suckers are using).

Crumpet suckers? In England, Crumpet is a euphemism for blart.

For what?

[BadBeast]

or if you're in England, 25 stone, or whatever the hell archaic system you crumpet-suckers are using).

Crumpet suckers? In England, Crumpet is a euphemism for blart.

For what?

Blart, Flange, Totty, Minge, = Crumpet, or what you ex-colonials call "Pussy".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I forgot about that handle.