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Rev Roger, Hard Times in Fat City #6

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 25, 2009, 06:32:25 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
August 26, 2009, 01:34:32 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 26, 2009, 12:33:46 AM
Quote from: Xebra on August 26, 2009, 12:14:49 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 25, 2009, 08:45:09 PM
Move to Portland
Become vegetarian
Replace meat with alcohol
Take up rock climbing
Start going to Burning Man
Replace pasta with acid
Become peanutbuttersandwicharian
Develop an obsession with fat older housewives
Develop an obsession with Richard Simmons
Develop an obsession with picking up hot chicks at art openings
Develop an obsession with filling jars with urine
Give up vegetarianism
Fall madly in love with an abstract statue
Get arrested trying to copulate with it
Give up Burning Man
Replace alcohol with meat
Give up rock climbing
Replace rock climbing with public art installations of urine-filled vessels
Wake up one morning after an art opening groggy, bound and gagged in an unfamiliar room
Get raped repeatedly by hot chick from art opening
After a month of confinement develop Stockholm Syndrome
Marry hot rapist chick from art opening
Live happily ever after.

You are a wise, wise person.

Nigel is teh awesomes.

:)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#16
April 02, 2010, 10:57:06 PM
Bump.
Molon Lube

Reginald Ret

#17
April 03, 2010, 01:32:56 AM
Great bump and great read :D
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Adios

#18
April 15, 2010, 05:21:18 PM
I feel your pain TGRR. I have lost my job because I am no longer able to work. I have applied for disability and the wait time is 5 months. Meantime I am bored out of my mind and feel the need to cause havoc.

BadBeast

#19
April 20, 2010, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2009, 06:32:25 PM
or if you're in England, 25 stone, or whatever the hell archaic system you crumpet-suckers are using).


Crumpet suckers? In England, Crumpet is a euphemism for blart.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Doktor Howl

#20
April 20, 2010, 04:16:55 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 20, 2010, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2009, 06:32:25 PM
or if you're in England, 25 stone, or whatever the hell archaic system you crumpet-suckers are using).


Crumpet suckers? In England, Crumpet is a euphemism for blart.

For what?
Molon Lube

BadBeast

#21
April 20, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 04:16:55 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 20, 2010, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2009, 06:32:25 PM
or if you're in England, 25 stone, or whatever the hell archaic system you crumpet-suckers are using).


Crumpet suckers? In England, Crumpet is a euphemism for blart.

For what?


Blart, Flange, Totty, Minge, = Crumpet, or what you ex-colonials call "Pussy".
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
April 20, 2010, 04:47:07 AM
I forgot about that handle.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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