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OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians

Started by Cain, April 12, 2010, 11:26:04 PM

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#15
April 24, 2010, 03:16:44 AM
These sproutarians are weak.  Clearly, only alfalfa sprouts should be eaten.
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BadBeast

#16
May 30, 2010, 02:10:50 PM
I blame Robert Rankin. hxxp://www.sproutlore.com/
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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#17
June 14, 2010, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 13, 2010, 01:54:43 PM
I'm still waiting for violent vegetarians to hunt meat eaters for fertilizer.

Oh Gawd, so am I.

BabylonHoruv

#18
July 16, 2010, 10:24:18 AM
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Cain

#19
July 16, 2010, 10:26:37 AM
I've discovered giant banquets and a dodgy digestion system are also a great mix.  I must've expelled a metric ton (liquid) of excrement last night.

Triple Zero

#20
July 17, 2010, 05:26:39 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 10:24:18 AM
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.
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#21
July 18, 2010, 07:59:45 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 17, 2010, 05:26:39 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 10:24:18 AM
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?
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#22
July 18, 2010, 05:46:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 18, 2010, 07:59:45 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 17, 2010, 05:26:39 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 10:24:18 AM
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

It's how you get the sturm down. You have to drang it.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
July 18, 2010, 06:00:45 PM
Quote from: Risus on July 18, 2010, 05:46:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 18, 2010, 07:59:45 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 17, 2010, 05:26:39 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 10:24:18 AM
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

It's how you get the sturm down. You have to drang it.

:lulz: That was terrible!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#24
July 18, 2010, 06:09:25 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 10:24:18 AM
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Shatgun.

:aaa:

This changes everything.

BabylonHoruv

#25
July 19, 2010, 12:39:27 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 18, 2010, 06:09:25 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 10:24:18 AM
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Shatgun.

:aaa:

This changes everything.

A term I got from Secret Society Wars.  One of the weapons is a shatgun which uses poop as ammunition.  Unfortunately it is not a very good weapon, the double barreled bananna blaster is far better.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Triple Zero

#26
July 20, 2010, 10:58:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 18, 2010, 07:59:45 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 17, 2010, 05:26:39 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 10:24:18 AM
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

Sturm is what they call it in Austria. What is drang? Also an Austrian word? If so, either could be a regional word.

In other poop-related linguistic news, in Dutch, the word "drang" means "urge". Take that as you wish.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

BabylonHoruv

#27
July 20, 2010, 11:18:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 20, 2010, 10:58:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 18, 2010, 07:59:45 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 17, 2010, 05:26:39 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 10:24:18 AM
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

Sturm is what they call it in Austria. What is drang? Also an Austrian word? If so, either could be a regional word.

In other poop-related linguistic news, in Dutch, the word "drang" means "urge". Take that as you wish.

Sturm und Drang is a term for a particular sort of melodrama, I believe.  I always thought it meant thunder and lightning.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Jenne

#28
July 29, 2010, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 20, 2010, 10:58:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 18, 2010, 07:59:45 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 17, 2010, 05:26:39 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 10:24:18 AM
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

Sturm is what they call it in Austria. What is drang? Also an Austrian word? If so, either could be a regional word.

In other poop-related linguistic news, in Dutch, the word "drang" means "urge". Take that as you wish.

My husband's German colleague just told me about this.  I want to try it.

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

#29
July 29, 2010, 08:35:48 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 13, 2010, 10:25:08 AM
SPROUTARIANS ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE THAT EAT BABY PLANT FETUSES!!!
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