So, Jim, this jury I was on...

[Suu]

The emotional abuse was unexpected, but that sorta flew under the radar, especially with my inexperience with relationships to that point.

Whatever, I'm wearing black, but I do have red lipstick.

[Doktor Howl]

The emotional abuse was unexpected, but that sorta flew under the radar, especially with my inexperience with relationships to that point.

Whatever, I'm wearing black, but I do have red lipstick.

Emotional abuse is a whole different kettle of fish, and usually results - as far as I have seen - when the abuser believes that his/her spouse is better than them in some way, and the person's inclination is to belittle the person to drag them down to their level.

Example:  Herbert has a wandering eye.  He then makes up for that by constantly accusing YOU of being unfaithful, so that he can feel a bit better about his activities/desires.

[Suu]

Precisely. Other than that he's not the type of guy to hit a girl. Ever. He's not a piece of shit, just our relationship didn't work out because we have strong personality differences.


...That's not going to stop me from walking in there tomorrow looking smokin' mind you and telling the court flat out, "Yes, I'm unemployed and not collecting, no I'm not pursuing alimony but I will not turn it down if the court feels the need to grant it."

[Doktor Howl]

Precisely. Other than that he's not the type of guy to hit a girl. Ever. He's not a piece of shit, just our relationship didn't work out because we have strong personality differences.


...That's not going to stop me from walking in there tomorrow looking smokin' mind you and telling the court flat out, "Yes, I'm unemployed and not collecting, no I'm not pursuing alimony but I will not turn it down if the court feels the need to grant it."

Well, the girl he wound up with is eventually going to learn a fairly important lesson.

If he does it with you, he'll do it to you.

As character flaws go, though, it's not the worst of all possible scenarios.  He could have outright cheated on you and brought you home some horrible illness.

[Suu]

True.

Though the new girl that he was supposedly dating that ended because of distance is now feverishly working to lose weight, make a Steampunk costume that HAPPENS to be a seamstress, completely with a pin cushion ring, and is trying to copy my art style.

...I turned down her Rebel Legion application. Because her Leia costume fucking sucked too.

[Doktor Howl]

True.

Though the new girl that he was supposedly dating that ended because of distance is now feverishly working to lose weight, make a Steampunk costume that HAPPENS to be a seamstress, completely with a pin cushion ring, and is trying to copy my art style.

...I turned down her Rebel Legion application. Because her Leia costume fucking sucked too.

There are no words.

[Suu]

You should have seen the dress she tried to squeeze herself in for the ball we had. The boning failed.

[LMNO]

It's like, they reached an equilibrium of patheticness...

[Doktor Howl]

The boning failed.

Where the hell do I go with THIS?   

[Richter]

No words.

[Suu]

No words.

YOU WERE THERE!

[Doktor Howl]

The boning failed.

Where the hell do I go with THIS?   

I'd like to add that I'm a little disappointed in LMNO.

[LMNO]

I was stymied by the vast amount of possible comments I could make.

[P3nT4gR4m]

The last 7 comments made me

[Suu]

There is no woman in the world right now as shallow as I am right now. Just sayin'.


-Suu
Why yes, I did just do a makeup test for my DIVORCE.