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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #75 on: November 22, 2010, 02:31:34 am »
Hey Doctor Howl Your a turkey. 



PLEASE

you call that a Turkey Curse??

read the PD again, you're not even trying.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #76 on: November 22, 2010, 02:38:45 am »
Hey Doctor Howl Your a turkey. 



PLEASE

you call that a Turkey Curse??

read the PD again, you're not even trying.

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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #77 on: November 23, 2010, 10:10:07 pm »
Cayenne is awesome and amazing at increasing your metabolism.

Plus it gets you high.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #78 on: November 24, 2010, 04:10:02 am »
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #79 on: December 01, 2010, 06:26:39 am »
Yay, good diet & exercise.

Speaking of...

Any tips on how to get rid of a jello ass/thighs when your knees and hips are both fucked up to all hell???!
I'm not overweight, but the blubbery posterior must go.
I can jog a short distance or walk, but that's about it. Can't bike or use an elliptical unless I really chow down on the Vicodin.
But the walking just ain't cutting it. :(

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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #80 on: December 01, 2010, 07:46:18 am »
If you learn to land with your toes when you run, it should take pressure off your knees (not sure about hips).  If you can at least jog normally for a short distance it might be enough to let you go for longer periods.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #81 on: December 01, 2010, 07:48:18 am »
Swimming should be alright with the knees, not sure if your hips would have any problems with swimming though.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #82 on: December 01, 2010, 07:53:14 am »
I should mention the running on your toes thing puts different stresses on your tendons than you've probably ever had, your calves will be all fucked up for a bit, and don't overdo it when you first start.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #83 on: December 01, 2010, 04:58:47 pm »
Actually I use to run a lot of track back in the day so I already have that habit of jogging on my toes. Yeah, I never thought of regularly swimming. I normally just do that for fun. :p Have to figure out how to counter regular chlorine exposure to my skin. I'll have to see what I can do about trying that route. Thanks.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #84 on: December 02, 2010, 12:26:05 am »
Actually I use to run a lot of track back in the day so I already have that habit of jogging on my toes. Yeah, I never thought of regularly swimming. I normally just do that for fun. :p Have to figure out how to counter regular chlorine exposure to my skin. I'll have to see what I can do about trying that route. Thanks.
Shower afterwards; swim less times, but longer; take better care of your skin in your non swimming days (chlorine dries out the skin right? get a good massage oil or just plain olive oil and rub your skin with that however often is needed).
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #85 on: December 02, 2010, 03:57:41 am »
Lol. Yeah, I know how that is.
I use to look like some strange reptilian plague victim...

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8 "specialists" and about 26 different meds that failed, I actually look normal these days.
It's a wonder how great your skin is when you bathe is acid then organic body wash. lulz. Oh, did I mention the allergy to any of your average household soaps.

But, to throw a curve ball at you I'm immune to poison ivy and the like...

Oh yeah, then there was that strange set of vampire like bug bites that left a pussing open wound on my neck the size of a quarter for about 5 months.

Yay for sharing, thanks for the tips on getting rid of my fat ass by the way.  :mrgreen:
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #86 on: December 03, 2010, 10:29:24 pm »
get off grains and sugers?  :aaa:
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #87 on: December 03, 2010, 10:33:41 pm »
get off grains and sugers?  :aaa:

No.  Shut up.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #88 on: December 03, 2010, 10:57:45 pm »
Yay, good diet & exercise.

Speaking of...

Any tips on how to get rid of a jello ass/thighs when your knees and hips are both fucked up to all hell???!
I'm not overweight, but the blubbery posterior must go.
I can jog a short distance or walk, but that's about it. Can't bike or use an elliptical unless I really chow down on the Vicodin.
But the walking just ain't cutting it. :(

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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #89 on: December 03, 2010, 10:58:54 pm »
get off grains and sugers?  :aaa:

No.  Shut up.

I have mostly quit the grains, and I am quitting the sugars. I have given up beer, and now I have to give up bourbon. God help me.
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