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[Triple Zero]

for the photo, picture of their dog or other pet, perhaps?

[Telarus]

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Eric Simon Burke said...

   Stephen Colbert is in fact an inducted member of the Bavarian Illuminati. He formally accepted their coded invitations on February 28th, 2008 (check about 40 second in). At that point he became the 'Third Outer Head of the Bavarian Illuminati' [the previous third out head died about a year previous... I will not speculate publicly whom that was]
   Link to initiation ->
   http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/156749/february-28-2008/richard-brookhiser

   I really can't tell you how I got this information. During the same week, Jon Stewart admits on air during one of the inter-show bumps w/ Colbert that some-one accused him of practicing 'black magick'. This was due to repeated letters sent to the Daily show office inviting Jon to join the "The Erisian Society & Smoking Club", apparently a parallel recruitment effort using some of Wilson's memes (you don't think the Illuminati wouldn't co-opt RAW's work?!?!?! really?!?!).

   More info here: http://www.pravenue.com/newsletter.asp?article=534

[Lord Quantum]

For future reference, here's Playboy's email address

letters@playboy.com

and their mailing address

730 Fifth Avenue
New York, New York 10019

I'm gonna hand write Nurse Rhizome's letter (see page 2) later on today and send it out tomorrow as Barry Stratton. Or maybe I'll send it today, I don't know if the mail has run already.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fucking excellent!

I am working on LMNO's project right now so I won't have much time for letter-writing in the next week or two, but after that I'll work on it.

A thought; hand-writing could become a problem when the handwriting from different parts of the country, same name, doesn't match.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

What telarus is doing with the commenting-on-blog-entries is a good idea.

[Lord Quantum]

Fucking excellent!

I am working on LMNO's project right now so I won't have much time for letter-writing in the next week or two, but after that I'll work on it.

A thought; hand-writing could become a problem when the handwriting from different parts of the country, same name, doesn't match.

Aww crap. I didn't even think of that. Maybe it could add to the mystery  ? No? Ok, then, in that case, it looks like I've just designated myself as "Barry Stratton". I'm going to be moving soon though, so an address change is inevitable. If there's anyone else that wants to handwrite, they can be "Eric S. Burke". Other than that, I guess we'll just set up email accounts to email Playboy. I'm sure barrystratton@yahoo.com isn't taken (etc).

[Hoser McRhizzy]

LQ - love that you handwrote (it's a word now) that letter and got this started.  That, and Telarus' blog comments make me want to get more involved.  This went from being lulzy to fucking awesome while I was away. 

Could be wrong, but I don't think the handwriting poses that big a problem.  If consistency's an issue, everyone else sending BS letters types or prints (as it's not a blitz, paper letters seem better somehow), and whenever you feel like it, you write one up.  Would that work?  Writing from all over the place was part of the plan.  Hef'll get a few from kanukistan at least. 

Still, I have to ask - Is there a reason Hef's the target?  It's funny *and* I still don't get it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

LQ - love that you handwrote (it's a word now) that letter and got this started.  That, and Telarus' blog comments make me want to get more involved.  This went from being lulzy to fucking awesome while I was away. 

Could be wrong, but I don't think the handwriting poses that big a problem.  If consistency's an issue, everyone else sending BS letters types or prints (as it's not a blitz, paper letters seem better somehow), and whenever you feel like it, you write one up.  Would that work?  Writing from all over the place was part of the plan.  Hef'll get a few from kanukistan at least. 

Still, I have to ask - Is there a reason Hef's the target?  It's funny *and* I still don't get it.

I'm guessing that PB would be more likely to publish letters like this. That and Hef is basically a celebrity, as opposed to other magazine owners. As far as the handwriting goes, would it be possible to mask that by using capitalized block letters? Might have a cool sort of effect to it, especially if they're all caps but the size of lower case

[Telarus]

Still, I have to ask - Is there a reason Hef's the target?  It's funny *and* I still don't get it.

Glad I inspired you, Nurse Rhizome. I think Hef was targeted because at the time R.A.W. and Robert Shea wrote the Illuminatus! trilogy, they wre working as editors for the "letters to the editor" column and started getting letters about the Illuminati. After a while they had such a collection of genuine American Conspiracy surrealism that they wrote a book about it (including their friends' characters of Omar and Malaclypse).

[Hoser McRhizzy]

Glad I inspired you, Nurse Rhizome. I think Hef was targeted because at the time R.A.W. and Robert Shea wrote the Illuminatus! trilogy, they wre working as editors for the "letters to the editor" column and started getting letters about the Illuminati. After a while they had such a collection of genuine American Conspiracy surrealism that they wrote a book about it (including their friends' characters of Omar and Malaclypse).

That's... just...



I only know the little I've read in the past few months here, and know *nothing* about the trilogy writers (blasphemous noob).  Thank you for that!  Just made this a hell of a lot more interesting.

It's like we're part of history... 
   \


@ Twid - I was thinking the same thing you were (re. celebrity stuff).  Add that onto the general WTFedness of "Oh God!  The evils I have seen... Hef needs to know about this right away!" -- that was enough for me, too.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Glad I inspired you, Nurse Rhizome. I think Hef was targeted because at the time R.A.W. and Robert Shea wrote the Illuminatus! trilogy, they wre working as editors for the "letters to the editor" column and started getting letters about the Illuminati. After a while they had such a collection of genuine American Conspiracy surrealism that they wrote a book about it (including their friends' characters of Omar and Malaclypse).

That's... just...



I only know the little I've read in the past few months here, and know *nothing* about the trilogy writers (blasphemous noob).  Thank you for that!  Just made this a hell of a lot more interesting.

It's like we're part of history... 
   \


@ Twid - I was thinking the same thing you were (re. celebrity stuff).  Add that onto the general WTFedness of "Oh God!  The evils I have seen... Hef needs to know about this right away!" -- that was enough for me, too.

It is really funny when you think about it that way too. Has the sort of implication that these characters think that Hef can actually do something about it. This looks like a job for Hugh Hefner! Activate the Bunny Signal!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I made that "Erisian Society & Smoking Club" letterhead mentioned in Telarus' post.

If anyone would like to use it for this project I can post a link to it.

[Lord Quantum]

I made that "Erisian Society & Smoking Club" letterhead mentioned in Telarus' post.

If anyone would like to use it for this project I can post a link to it.

Yes! Post it!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Enjoy:

http://ifile.it/s3tyig7

[Hoser McRhizzy]

It is really funny when you think about it that way too. Has the sort of implication that these characters think that Hef can actually do something about it. This looks like a job for Hugh Hefner! Activate the Bunny Signal!