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Sufficiently advanced photoshop is indistinguishable from magic.

Started by Jasper, April 20, 2010, 12:30:25 AM

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Jasper

April 20, 2010, 12:30:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH0aEp1oDOI&feature=player_embedded

Apparently photoshop is now being developed by, literally, wizards.  This shit is amazing.

Elder Iptuous

#1
April 20, 2010, 01:47:01 AM
 :aaa:

so, is that from the creators of the tool?
does it work as well in general use?
that's madjicqual!

NotPublished

#2
April 20, 2010, 02:00:11 AM
oh my god...
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
April 20, 2010, 02:23:33 AM
One thing this video did for me was intensify my hatred of "clients".

OMG THAT PICTURE LOOKS LIKE A PICTURE, FIX IT

I hate them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
April 20, 2010, 02:25:22 AM
Oh, yeah. Almost at the end of the clip and I am ready to nuke humanity. I hate all of you. Die die die.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

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April 20, 2010, 02:26:31 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on April 20, 2010, 02:23:33 AM
One thing this video did for me was intensify my hatred of "clients".

OMG THAT PICTURE LOOKS LIKE A PICTURE, FIX IT

I hate them.

We took a picture of a road because we don't want a picture of a road - please remove the road.  :lol:

That is really amazing though.  It makes me wonder what kinds of horrors will be unleashed when one takes a small photo then use the tool to fill in a bunch of white space around it.  Will you see madness?
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April 20, 2010, 02:27:10 AM
The truth revealed
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Telarus

#8
April 20, 2010, 02:29:45 AM
Lol.

I do like the new 3D Paint setup. Now, even if I have to 'un-wrap' my model (i.e. lay the points out into 2d space without much texture stretching), I can then see it pout back together in Photoshop and paint out any obvious seams in the texture.

Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AYkdmAFjfI
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April 20, 2010, 03:55:13 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on April 20, 2010, 02:23:33 AM
One thing this video did for me was intensify my hatred of "clients".

OMG THAT PICTURE LOOKS LIKE A PICTURE, FIX IT

I hate them.

Hadn't caught on to that.
:horrormirth:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 20, 2010, 03:58:23 AM
Quote from: EoC on April 20, 2010, 02:26:31 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on April 20, 2010, 02:23:33 AM
One thing this video did for me was intensify my hatred of "clients".

OMG THAT PICTURE LOOKS LIKE A PICTURE, FIX IT

I hate them.

We took a picture of a road because we don't want a picture of a road - please remove the road.  :lol:

That is really amazing though.  It makes me wonder what kinds of horrors will be unleashed when one takes a small photo then use the tool to fill in a bunch of white space around it.  Will you see madness?

That could be the only redeeming feature. The. Only. Redeeming. Feature.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

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April 20, 2010, 04:04:02 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on April 20, 2010, 02:23:33 AM
One thing this video did for me was intensify my hatred of "clients".

OMG THAT PICTURE LOOKS LIKE A PICTURE, FIX IT

I hate them.

unfortunately, i already saw somebody use the word 'Luddite' on the board today...
"i lahk mah lenz flares!"
:p

Jasper

#12
April 20, 2010, 04:10:07 AM
Wait, why is it wrong to want more powerful image editing software?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
April 20, 2010, 04:31:52 AM
It's not the editing software. it's the clients who want the pictures not to look like what they are pictures of.

Also, I hate people. Especially clients.

Destroying the art of photography. If they wanted to shoop in unicorns and Bette Davis I would be OK with it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#14
April 20, 2010, 04:38:44 AM
I love this picture of the forest, but I kinda hate that tree right there.  Get rid of it.

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