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Oh, yeah, it's Earth Day.

Started by Doktor Howl, April 22, 2010, 08:59:10 PM

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Richter

#15
April 22, 2010, 10:44:42 PM
I offset any carbon I may have saved on public transit by farting all day.  I then purchased breakfast in a styrofoam container before itcouldend up in a landfill un used.  I now intend to carpool to fight practice in a 23 mpg viking longcar burdened mostly by my armor and assortment of horrible implements.   

Later I'll eat a hippy or something. Or stomp a hipster.  Something. 
I MAKE DIFFERENCE.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Salty

#16
April 22, 2010, 10:54:56 PM
I eased the suffering of countless trees in protracted, indiscriminate denderphilia.


They wanted it.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#17
April 23, 2010, 12:28:04 AM
I am going to eat some cow and veggies that someone else placed in the store for purchase before they needlessly ROT.

Faust

#18
April 23, 2010, 12:29:49 AM
I poured load of milk and dumped a load of garbage into a river and angered the volcano in iceland.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Jasper

#19
April 23, 2010, 12:32:52 AM
I read this thread, in honor of earth day.

Triple Zero

#20
April 23, 2010, 10:17:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 22, 2010, 08:59:10 PM
How have YOU pretended to make a difference?

Well, the Earth is still here, isn't it?
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Elder Iptuous

#21
April 23, 2010, 02:26:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 23, 2010, 12:29:49 AM
I poured load of milk and dumped a load of garbage into a river and angered the volcano in iceland.

So, if Katla blows, we can blame thank you?
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