Oh, yeah, it's Earth Day.

[Richter]

I offset any carbon I may have saved on public transit by farting all day.  I then purchased breakfast in a styrofoam container before itcouldend up in a landfill un used.  I now intend to carpool to fight practice in a 23 mpg viking longcar burdened mostly by my armor and assortment of horrible implements.   

Later I'll eat a hippy or something. Or stomp a hipster.  Something. 
I MAKE DIFFERENCE.

[Salty]

I eased the suffering of countless trees in protracted, indiscriminate denderphilia.


They wanted it.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I am going to eat some cow and veggies that someone else placed in the store for purchase before they needlessly ROT.

[Faust]

I poured load of milk and dumped a load of garbage into a river and angered the volcano in iceland.

[Jasper]

I read this thread, in honor of earth day.

[Triple Zero]

How have YOU pretended to make a difference?

Well, the Earth is still here, isn't it?

[Elder Iptuous]

I poured load of milk and dumped a load of garbage into a river and angered the volcano in iceland.

So, if Katla blows, we can blame thank you?