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Started by AFK, April 22, 2010, 04:00:43 AM

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AFK

So I don't know if any of you have been following the little feud that has developed between John Stewart and Bernie Goldberg, but it has been pretty amusing.  So, last night Bernie goes on this diatribe against Stewart, talking about how his audience is stupid and how he's a Jay Leno wannabe and some other crap.  And so, John Stewart strikes back, again, with pure unadulterated win:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pspr_W-Ww1M

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

 :lulz:

I love how MSNBC is reporting on this.

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

Bill O and Bernie's response.  In case anyone was wondering:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWwqK1d68Zw

I know this goes without saying but Bernie Goldberg is a gigantic tool. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

This is way more entertaining than forum antics.

We'll never get our own TeeVee show.  :(

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 22, 2010, 04:17:52 AM
This is way more entertaining than forum antics.

We'll never get our own TeeVee show.  :(

Sure we did.  It's just in syndicated re-runs forever.
Molon Lube

Lies

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 22, 2010, 04:12:00 AM
Bill O and Bernie's response.  In case anyone was wondering:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWwqK1d68Zw

I know this goes without saying but Bernie Goldberg is a gigantic tool. 

Wow, they're pretty much literally shaking in their boots.

That's great :D
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Jasper

This fucking OWNS.

They can never beat Stewart at his game.  They're just too easy to troll. :lol:

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Sigmatic on April 22, 2010, 07:29:25 AM
This fucking OWNS.

They can never beat Stewart at his game.  They're just too easy to troll. :lol:

The more they respond, the more they show that it's not about news, it's about ratings.

Everyone who is capable of thinking critically should have realized that this is the case for most "news" networks a long time ago.

VP,
hoping there is a resurgence of actual journalism sometime soon.

Cramulus

I was watching this last night and I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes

I can't way to see how this continues to develop

AFK

Here's what I'd like to see, but I don't think Bernie has the stones:

Bill O has had Jon Stewart on as a guest in the past.  I'd like to have him do a show with Jon AND Bernie as a guest.  Ideally it would be the whole hour, but even just a segment or two would be awesome.  Won't happen though.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.


Requia ☣

Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on April 22, 2010, 08:03:55 AM
:lol: the lupus of news

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Also, I watched the response video, and I found myself thinking of Bill O'Rielly as the sane guy at fox news (still biased, but in an everyday sortof way).

Correct me if I'm wrong but 5 years ago wasn't he considered a far right nutjob who thought he was a moderate?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Remington

Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 26, 2010, 06:53:12 AM
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on April 22, 2010, 08:03:55 AM
:lol: the lupus of news

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Also, I watched the response video, and I found myself thinking of Bill O'Rielly as the sane guy at fox news (still biased, but in an everyday sortof way).

Correct me if I'm wrong but 5 years ago wasn't he considered a far right nutjob who thought he was a moderate?
Yep.

Then the political spectrum shifted so much that he became right.
Is it plugged in?