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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1305 on: April 07, 2017, 12:38:22 pm »
Don't worry citizens, Joe has been in touch with some Russians and his upcoming "gulag" project looks to be a real winner.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1306 on: June 25, 2018, 10:59:41 pm »
America may be doomed Roger, but your state is doomed first. :lulz:

Oh, hell yeah.  Listening to White people whining about being racially oppressed is music to my ears, the exact sort of music I'd like to think the band played as the Titanic went down.

Look upon Arizona, ye Americans, and despair.  This is your future.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1307 on: August 06, 2018, 07:34:32 pm »
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/08/sacha-baron-cohen-joe-arpaio-who-is-america

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Throughout the segment, it’s clear Arpaio is unsure what, exactly, is going on—especially when Cohen begins babbling to the camera in faux-Finnish. Still, Arpaio often manages to stick to talking points, including the idea that guns don’t kill people; people do. But the intended “gotcha” moment of the segment comes at the end, when Cohen starts discussing his first job—which he calls a “hand job from my mother, and it was newspapers.” The comedian then asks Arpaio to describe his first hand job—a question Arpaio deflects, clearly unsure what Cohen means by that. Then comes the kicker: “So if Donald Trump calls you up after this and says, ‘Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blow job,’ would you say yes?” Arpaio’s response: “I may have to say yes.”


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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1312 on: August 29, 2019, 06:46:38 pm »
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1313 on: August 29, 2019, 06:55:33 pm »
Doo bee doo bee dooooooo

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Sheriff’s officials say Security Transport Services has transported roughly 70 inmates this year at a cost of $88,500.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1314 on: August 29, 2019, 11:31:53 pm »
It's like all those, ahem, "detention camps" housing migrants for $775 per day.

Shit, for that much I'd teach them English as well as provide board and lodgings.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1315 on: August 30, 2019, 01:43:39 am »
775/day is money I’d be able to live like a fucking queen on.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1316 on: August 30, 2019, 11:26:00 pm »
The government is paying literally the same nightly rate for some of the world's top hotels and this]/I] is what they're doing with it.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1317 on: September 09, 2019, 05:01:49 pm »
https://apnews.com/36bafd6c72cb4e43b00f7ff553b6fb56

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The head of the Arizona Republican Party faced a backlash Friday after sending a fundraising email that said Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Mark Kelly, who rose to prominence when his wife was shot in the head, will be stopped “dead in his tracks.”

Mark Kelly's wife is of course, Gabby Giffords, the US rep who was shot in the head by a maniac in Tucson.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1318 on: September 09, 2019, 05:08:16 pm »
I thought Ward fell into the reality sink out back of your old job’s restaurant. She had showed up loud and stupid and then disappeared altogether, from an external perspective.

I wish my perspective was correct. We could use less Ward.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1319 on: September 09, 2019, 06:39:17 pm »
I thought Ward fell into the reality sink out back of your old job’s restaurant. She had showed up loud and stupid and then disappeared altogether, from an external perspective.

I wish my perspective was correct. We could use less Ward.

She's been around, as the RNC chair for Arizona.

It's worth mentioning that during her tenure, the state turned more purple than red.  If I didn't for certain know better, I'd assume she was a democratic party mole.
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