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Started by Requia ☣, April 22, 2010, 04:44:30 AM

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Freeky

#750
May 22, 2012, 04:34:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 22, 2012, 01:44:57 AM
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/05/ken_bennett_birther_hawaii_arizona_emails.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

Looks like the good folks at the Hawaii department of vital records have had it up to their eyeballs with this shit.

TPM filed a FOI request for the emails between them and Ken Bennett regarding him requesting that they verify the President's birth certificate.

Quote from: Jill from HawaiiSUCK MY DICK, KEN!
:lulz:

Luna

#751
May 22, 2012, 11:27:46 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 22, 2012, 04:34:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 22, 2012, 01:44:57 AM
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/05/ken_bennett_birther_hawaii_arizona_emails.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

Looks like the good folks at the Hawaii department of vital records have had it up to their eyeballs with this shit.

TPM filed a FOI request for the emails between them and Ken Bennett regarding him requesting that they verify the President's birth certificate.

Quote from: Jill from HawaiiSUCK MY DICK, KEN!
:lulz:

:lol:

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Telarus

#752
May 22, 2012, 12:41:41 PM
 :lulz: :lulz:
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Doktor Howl

#753
May 22, 2012, 11:23:24 PM
One of TGRR's axioms was based directly off of Arizona.

61.  "Impossible" is a pretty stupid word to use when describing something that's already happened.
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Doktor Howl

#754
May 23, 2012, 01:58:42 AM
Sheriff Joe's office has a new WANTED poster going around:

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Precious Moments Zalgo

#755
May 23, 2012, 02:16:10 AM
They know where he is.  They should just go get him.
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Doktor Howl

#756
May 23, 2012, 02:18:08 AM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on May 23, 2012, 02:16:10 AM
They know where he is.  They should just go get him.

I could say the same thing about the feds.  The complaint was filed a little while ago, and NOTHING has happened.
Molon Lube

Precious Moments Zalgo

#757
June 01, 2012, 09:52:12 PM
I have been giggling lately over learning that not only does Sheriff Joe have a cold case "posse" investigating Obama's birth certificate, but his office is willing to spend taxpayer money to send them to Hawaii on an undercover wild-goose chase.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/05/hawaii-five-o-sheriff-joe-sends-detectives-to-honolulu/

Quote from: Wing Nut DailyIn a major development in his probe of Barack Obama's eligibility for Arizona's 2012 presidential ballot, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has dispatched his lead Cold Case Posse investigator and a deputy detective to Hawaii.
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Zullo's investigation is a volunteer effort, but the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office has sent him to Hawaii with an MCSO deputy detective for safety reasons and to act as a liaison between MCSO and local law enforcement.

WND reporter Jerome Corsi is embedded with the investigators in Hawaii with the provision that reporting during the trip be curtailed to protect the investigation.
:lol:

I so want to see this story made into a cheesy action/suspense movie making these guys out to be heroes and the stonewalling Hawaiian bureaucrats as the villains.
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Freeky

#758
June 01, 2012, 09:56:05 PM
QuoteI have been giggling lately over learning that not only does Sheriff Joe have a cold case "posse" investigating Obama's birth certificate, but his office is willing to spend taxpayer money to send them to Hawaii on an undercover wild-goose chase.

But we can't let poor people eat or get health insurance, no siree!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#759
June 02, 2012, 02:49:18 AM
Holy FUCK, dis fread.  :horrormirth:
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Luna

#760
June 03, 2012, 12:54:19 PM
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/05/30/petition-demands-arizona-sec-of-state-ken-bennett-investigate-if-mitt-romney-is-a-unicorn/

Well, if he's going to investigate shit he doesn't believe just because people ASK him to...
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Cain

#761
June 03, 2012, 12:58:46 PM
I'm not saying Mitt Romney is a unicorn, but it would be irresponsible not to speculate, given his personal history.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#762
June 03, 2012, 05:12:37 PM
It's possible that since his father is an undocumented Mexican, his mother might be La Chusa.
La Llorana might have been better for all of us.
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Freeky

#763
June 03, 2012, 05:36:27 PM
Oh shit! :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#764
June 06, 2012, 08:12:17 PM
OH, ARIZONA, HOW DO I LOVE THEE?

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/david/republican-candidates-machine-gun-video-vows

Bear in mind, this is the same state Gabby Giffords was shot in, not so long ago.
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