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Started by Requia ☣, April 22, 2010, 04:44:30 AM

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Elder Iptuous

#765
June 06, 2012, 08:34:36 PM
QuoteRobles campaign manager Robert Davis pointed to the candidate's job as a state parole agent as an explanation for the violent imagery.

"Mr. Robles is in law enforcement, if you're not aware of that, so I think it's his way of just kind of sending our message," Davis told Politicker.

wut....
that totally makes it better
:lulz:

Freeky

#766
June 06, 2012, 09:56:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2012, 08:12:17 PM
OH, ARIZONA, HOW DO I LOVE THEE?

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/david/republican-candidates-machine-gun-video-vows

Bear in mind, this is the same state Gabby Giffords was shot in, not so long ago.

No, this is in California.  Still lulzy, though. :lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#767
June 11, 2012, 02:06:49 AM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Juana

#768
June 11, 2012, 02:32:35 AM
what. :lulz: That sounds like a movie premise, almost.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#769
June 11, 2012, 02:33:55 AM
A lot of stuff out there sounds like a movie premise.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#770
June 11, 2012, 04:14:01 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#771
June 13, 2012, 02:24:57 PM
Goddamn it!  Jesse Kelly threw away a 20 point lead, and then lost by an additional 7% in the special election (to replace Gabby Giffords).  He bungled it with bad propaganda, and an inability to SHUT UP.

Plus side:  Ron Barbour is our new congressman.  He is sane.

Negative side:  I'm out $500.

I don't know whether to celebrate or SHIT MY PANCE IN RAGE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#772
June 13, 2012, 02:31:15 PM
:walken:

or

:lolchix:  At my outraged co-workers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#773
June 13, 2012, 03:26:56 PM
Jesse Kelly... lost?  :eek:  :aaa:

The Good Reverend Roger

#774
June 13, 2012, 04:43:07 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 13, 2012, 03:26:56 PM
Jesse Kelly... lost?  :eek:  :aaa:

He got his ass KICKED.  By a no-name staffer for Giffords.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#775
June 13, 2012, 04:43:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 04:43:07 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 13, 2012, 03:26:56 PM
Jesse Kelly... lost?  :eek:  :aaa:

He got his ass KICKED.  By a no-name staffer for Giffords.   :lulz:

Of course, he can try again in November...But he's lost twice.  No way is Jim Click gonna throw more money at him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#776
June 13, 2012, 05:15:40 PM
I for one am shocked at this turn of events.

The Good Reverend Roger

#777
June 13, 2012, 05:32:31 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 13, 2012, 05:15:40 PM
I for one am shocked at this turn of events.

So am I.  I feel like the neighbor's chihuahua just walked up and started singing Lady Gaga tunes to me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#778
June 13, 2012, 06:16:51 PM
Right? For Kelly, I imagine it's a bit more like how the neighbor's Chihuahua feels when the cat rapes it.

The Good Reverend Roger

#779
June 13, 2012, 07:00:39 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 13, 2012, 06:16:51 PM
Right? For Kelly, I imagine it's a bit more like how the neighbor's Chihuahua feels when the cat rapes it.

IF THE CHIHUAHUA DIDN'T LIKE IT, IT WOULD WEAR ONE OF THOSE LITTLE DOGGIE SWEATERS AND NOT BE A TEASE.

I told the neighbor the same thing, but she only swore at me and threw her drink over the wall.  Damn near brained me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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