UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread

[Fujikoma]

I doubt they're actually spending that much on the poor migrants they've detained. I think an article came out where it was shown they actually blew most of the fucking money on special designer office furniture. Migrants aren't seeing a drop of that, their fat asses are.

EDIT: In an effort to review my sources, becaause saying these things without backing them up is potentially spreading misinformation, I'm unsure I have the time necessary to locate more than one source, so by all means please read this skeptically. Wouldn't surprise me if the claim were true, but I know that ain't good 'nuff. I am, however, finding other things to be pissy about, but I really don't know which organizations to trust.

EDIT AGAIN: https://www.thedailybeast.com/as-trump-looted-fema-and-the-military-for-his-border-policies-dhs-bought-high-end-chairs-with-taxpayer-funds this is what I was remembering.

[Cain]

Of course they're not spending that much on them.

They're sticking them in like sardines with no toilet paper and no toothpaste and pocketing the difference. That's the whole point. It's a get-rich scheme with kids in cages.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I trust Dok is fucking with these people. 
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/armed-people-ballot-box-arizona_n_6356a48ae4b03e8038e1abfc

[Doktor Howl]

I trust Dok is fucking with these people. 
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/armed-people-ballot-box-arizona_n_6356a48ae4b03e8038e1abfc

We've sort of been taking turns calling the cops on them.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I trust Dok is fucking with these people. 
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/armed-people-ballot-box-arizona_n_6356a48ae4b03e8038e1abfc

We've sort of been taking turns calling the cops on them.

Good. They hate that.
But if you don't get the desired results due to magat cops, maybe you could rig up some kind of exploding toilet bazookas? 

[Doktor Howl]

I trust Dok is fucking with these people. 
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/armed-people-ballot-box-arizona_n_6356a48ae4b03e8038e1abfc

We've sort of been taking turns calling the cops on them.

Good. They hate that.
But if you don't get the desired results due to magat cops, maybe you could rig up some kind of exploding toilet bazookas? 

Cops in Tucson hate anyone who causes a ruckus.