I really don't know

[LMNO]

Wait til they mandate the shock feature.

I object, unless they make nipple attachements.

[Doktor Howl]

Wait til they mandate the shock feature.

I object, unless they make nipple attachements.

No, the Free Market™ has already determined the optimum positioning for the electrodes.

[Mangrove]

Cell phones - reasons for hatred:

People who text while driving. Now this is something that really fucking annoys me. As I said to Mrs Mang the other day "If I get killed by a texting driver, I hope they are some super smart MIT genius and the reason why I died is because they had to text their colleague a valid formula for a Unified Field Theory of Gravity. At least then, I would've perished for something reasonably important. However, my luck will be that I will be offed by some dick who chose that exact moment to type 'LOLOLOL' while ploughing into the intersection we happened to be sitting in."

[Eater of Clowns]

DUH, dipshit, just because my phone beeped does not mean I'm going to put my palm in your face and tend to my digitial device. This little piece of plastic in my pocket is not the boss of me.

SERIOUSLY.

The reason I like texts is because I don't like jumping to attention every time someone makes a bell ring in my house, you know? It's supposed to be a tool for communication, not a Pavlovian response training device.

Oh, it's a total training device for me.  My ingrained response is to clench my jaw tightly enough to shatter the teeth of any regular being.  Muscles I didn't know I had tighten and strain to near breaking, tendons jumping out of flesh as though trying to escape.  Then there's my hands, which by some cruel twist of fate I can still manipulate in spite of their claw like appearance.  They reach into my pocket and grab the offending device.  At this moment, I am unable, in spite of every muscle memory or will, to simply throw the fucking phone at a wall and watch it gloriously shatter.

My next step is to carry the phone between my teeth for a day, so when it rings the initial jaw clench will rend in twain.

Then I can get a new one and hate it just as much.

[LMNO]

Umm...  Cellphones aren't mandatory, yet.

You can still get by on a land line.  If you hate cellphones so much, why do you have one?

[Eater of Clowns]

Umm...  Cellphones aren't mandatory, yet.

You can still get by on a land line.  If you hate cellphones so much, why do you have one?

Oh, I hate land lines just as much - and they're less convenient.  So I either have one of them or I have very little means of making plans with anyone.  Including my girlfriend, who I can only see on weekends, so it becomes pretty necessary to talk the other days of the week.  It's unfortunately a necessary evil.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Umm...  Cellphones aren't mandatory, yet.

You can still get by on a land line.  If you hate cellphones so much, why do you have one?

I don't hate cell phones. I hate TELEPHONES... the old-fashioned "far-talking" thing. I like cell phones because they allow me to text.

[Jasper]

If my ipod could text and email without the need for a hot-spot, I wouldn't even bother with a subscription cell.

[the last yatto]

I know...
monkeys = irrational humans

[h-town]

NO F'N WAAY

[Placid Dingo]

If my ipod could text and email without the need for a hot-spot, I wouldn't even bother with a subscription cell.

They make them. They're called mobile phones.

[Jasper]

If my ipod could text and email without the need for a hot-spot, I wouldn't even bother with a subscription cell.

They make them. They're called mobile phones.

Dude, there's this new thing!  It's called a "shiv".  Here, let me show you.

[Fyxen]

ok what i want to know is what the fuck the Christan religion about?
some guy that had extra mind powers that told every body he was a god and they
belived him so he told them that they had to follow these certain rules to go to heaven
and if they didnt they would go to hell 

like wtf??!!

[Jasper]

Troll harder, noob.

[Placid Dingo]

If my ipod could text and email without the need for a hot-spot, I wouldn't even bother with a subscription cell.

They make them. They're called mobile phones.

Dude, there's this new thing!  It's called a "shiv".  Here, let me show you.

I see your picture. That's not a shiv. It's a carrot.

EDIT: BTW I'm just playing around but let me know if i'm doing it in the wrong place or just being a jackass. That's not my intention.