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Started by h-town, April 22, 2010, 01:46:00 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#90
June 05, 2010, 01:30:14 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:58:14 PMMichael's Elite Seraphim Commandos are the Stormtroopers of Jehovah.

Priceless!  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

BadBeast

#91
June 05, 2010, 03:23:59 AM
Well, however many "really good guns" she's got, I don't want be fucking with no Seraphim.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Fyxen

#92
June 05, 2010, 10:51:42 PM
hmmm this is true i would not truly want to either  :oops:
i feel that i would do best in hell anyways.
and the weather is warm so why not?  :lulz:
fyxen amatsu

Fyxen

#93
June 05, 2010, 10:54:23 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on June 04, 2010, 10:37:32 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:05:42 PM
Yeah, so how are we going to hide from the scary Angels, when they Rapture everyone, so we don't have to go where they go?

Oh, didn't you hear? The rapture happened a few years ago; some dude and his family on a farm in Illinois were taken up to heaven. Apparently no one else qualified.



:lulz:



well fuck
i guess we all just didn't qualify  :lulz: :oops:

fyxen amatsu

Jasper

#94
June 06, 2010, 10:00:54 PM
I probably wouldn't qualify on my credit score alone.  Never mind my moral inadequacies.

P3nT4gR4m

#95
June 06, 2010, 10:04:56 PM
I won't qualify because I've threatened to kill god on numerous occasions and, if he's really omniscient, he knows I mean it  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Fyxen

#96
June 07, 2010, 10:08:21 PM


:lulz:
fyxen amatsu

Telarus

#97
June 07, 2010, 10:15:47 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 10:58:52 PM
So all that bollocks about fiery Lakes and burning for all eternity was a bit wide of the mark then?
Prophetic License even?

IT HAS BEGUN





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Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Fyxen

#98
June 07, 2010, 10:35:37 PM Last Edit: June 07, 2010, 10:38:05 PM by Fyxen
 
damnations!!!
i thought i had more time than this!  :argh!:

:eek:      :horrormirth:
:aaa:
fyxen amatsu

nerinamakani

#99
June 07, 2010, 10:39:34 PM
mmmm lips
Warning: Definitions may become blurry as you enter the white light of mysticism.

BadBeast

#100
June 07, 2010, 11:34:43 PM
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Fyxen

#101
June 08, 2010, 07:36:34 PM
fyxen amatsu
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