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Started by Doktor Howl, April 26, 2010, 06:45:09 PM

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LMNO

#45
April 28, 2010, 02:17:36 PM
A swath of paint gradiated from brown to beige, and a sign:

"All customers matching these hues must present ID."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#46
April 28, 2010, 03:22:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2010, 02:17:36 PM
A swath of paint gradiated from brown to beige, and a sign:

"All customers matching these hues must present ID."

:eek:

:lulz:

That combined with the birth certificate requirement would scare a whole lot of people.

This actually should be done in Florida too  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#47
April 28, 2010, 05:48:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2010, 02:17:36 PM
A swath of paint gradiated from brown to beige, and a sign:

"All customers matching these hues must present ID."

I really, really like this one. Especially if it could be printed on a not-especially-conspicuous and official-looking sticker.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#48
April 28, 2010, 06:51:49 PM
Posted near where customers would be standing in line, waiting to purchase something.

Or..... at the DMV.

BabylonHoruv

#49
April 28, 2010, 10:25:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2010, 06:51:49 PM
Posted near where customers would be standing in line, waiting to purchase something.

Or..... at the DMV.

At the DMV you have to provide ID anyways.  But you could substitute in "proof of citizenship"
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

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Vene

#50
April 29, 2010, 01:57:17 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 27, 2010, 02:17:25 PM
ATTENTION:
KEEP WALKING!
Pursuant to Dallas City Municipal Code S.904-2 (Criminal Loitering),
all persons walking on this sidewalk must maintain an acceptable
stride of 2.4 meters per second.  Failure to comply may be subject
to a $250 fine.  Exceptions include, but are not limited to injury, or
restraint, but does not include stopping to talk to or give
donations to vagrants or to read advertisements or signage.
No, do not use "meters per second." No metric, not for this.

Elder Iptuous

#51
April 29, 2010, 02:27:31 AM
oh yeah....
:D
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