E.R.I.S Entirely Random Intelligence System

[BluPhenix316]

Hey guys, I had a idea of coding a type of chatterbot A.I called E.R.I.S and I wanted to get some discordian's input on it. The responses and topics would be based on a coded personality, like mood, previous  conversation experience with the user and etc, and they would be setup in a list and a random number generator selects like the mood, topic, and etc. So, what do you think, think it would be a worthy cause?  Or should I just code a digital hot dog?

[Doktor Howl]

Hey guys, I had a idea of coding a type of chatterbot A.I called E.R.I.S and I wanted to get some discordian's input on it. The responses and topics would be based on a coded personality, like mood, previous  conversation experience with the user and etc, and they would be setup in a list and a random number generator selects like the mood, topic, and etc. So, what do you think, think it would be a worthy cause?  Or should I just code a digital hot dog?

Why would you call it ERIS?

[Jasper]

lol so randum XD

[Triple Zero]

Wonderful! Do it! Make sure it quotes random bits from the principiadiscordia and to not let it loose on our IRC channel because Badge will fuck you up.

Also ENKI has a zillion Markov chains that actually sounded only slightly less coherent than himself last time I checked, so you might wanna ask him for input.

Also, it doesn't really have much to do with Discordia does it?

[Doktor Howl]

Wonderful! Do it! Make sure it quotes random bits from the principiadiscordia and to not let it loose on our IRC channel because Badge will fuck you up.

Also ENKI has a zillion Markov chains that actually sounded only slightly less coherent than himself last time I checked, so you might wanna ask him for input.

Also, it doesn't really have much to do with Discordia does it?

Well, it's named E.R.I.S.

Sort of like if you add "Green" to the name of anything, it becomes eco-friendly.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Wonderful! Do it! Make sure it quotes random bits from the principiadiscordia and to not let it loose on our IRC channel because Badge will fuck you up.

Also ENKI has a zillion Markov chains that actually sounded only slightly less coherent than himself last time I checked, so you might wanna ask him for input.

Also, it doesn't really have much to do with Discordia does it?

Correct.  I am the resident fascist.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

HEIL BADGER!

[Telarus]

[Wishfarple]

put a neural net in it and train it to take stupid things really seriously and wait for it to register an account

[BluPhenix316]

Well, I thought Discordians would like it because my intent is for it to be a very chaotic program to have a conversation with, but I wanted to work with it so its more than these simple chatterbots that barely pass the turing test if they do. It's not something we can probably code in a year, but I have a lot of free time since i'm deployed right now to Afghanistan

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate chat bots, and there are already some pretty smart adaptive bots you can chat with online. People are already very chaotic to chat with... try #discord sometime.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, I thought Discordians would like it because my intent is for it to be a very chaotic program to have a conversation with, but I wanted to work with it so its more than these simple chatterbots that barely pass the turing test if they do. It's not something we can probably code in a year, but I have a lot of free time since i'm deployed right now to Afghanistan

Not sure you really understand what we mean when we say chaos.  Just saying.

[Triple Zero]

Well, I thought Discordians would like it because my intent is for it to be a very chaotic program to have a conversation with, but I wanted to work with it so its more than these simple chatterbots that barely pass the turing test if they do. It's not something we can probably code in a year, but I have a lot of free time since i'm deployed right now to Afghanistan

Who is "we"?

Also, take a look at current state of chatter programs. Don't think you're the first one that thought about making it self-learning, a lot of them do just that.

Do you have any coding skills btw? Which languages?

[Template]

Well, I thought Discordians would like it because my intent is for it to be a very chaotic program to have a conversation with, but I wanted to work with it so its more than these simple chatterbots that barely pass the turing test if they do. It's not something we can probably code in a year, but I have a lot of free time since i'm deployed right now to Afghanistan

How does this differ from a computer-powered version of the cut-up technique?

[Freeky]

Well, I thought Discordians would like it because my intent is for it to be a very chaotic program to have a conversation with, but I wanted to work with it so its more than these simple chatterbots that barely pass the turing test if they do. It's not something we can probably code in a year, but I have a lot of free time since i'm deployed right now to Afghanistan

I donno about you, but I like my conversations to make sense. The topics wildly switching is only a bonus.