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Insult me my brothers of chaos.

Started by MagnificentSloth, April 24, 2010, 09:36:18 PM

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MagnificentSloth

I'm in a masochistic mood, I want to be shit on. Give me your worst. :lulz:

Telarus

Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen.
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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

REMOVE THAT STACHE. thats not an insult, seriously SHAVE IT OFF.

MagnificentSloth

Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on April 24, 2010, 09:58:10 PM
REMOVE THAT STACHE. thats not an insult, seriously SHAVE IT OFF.
But it makes me look like a pedophile. without this stache I will not be able to get all the ten year old children into my bed(their gender is not an issue to me.)

Telarus

Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 24, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on April 24, 2010, 09:58:10 PM
REMOVE THAT STACHE. thats not an insult, seriously SHAVE IT OFF.
But it makes me look like a pedophile. without this stache I will not be able to get all the ten year old children into my bed(their gender is not an issue to me.)

Never was a man so badly meant to wear corrective glasses.
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Telarus

Srsly, this dude's legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.
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.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Telarus

Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that your higher coritcal centers ever send forth ignorant bliss and immortal contaigon.

Ringworm sleeps comfortably around your umbilicus.

If I were to combine your blood, toes, and hair, it might not be you, but it would be enough for my basic desires.

Were giraffe's antennae to sprout from your barnacled elbows, one could but weep for the fate of your pulsating taint.

Never align yourself too much with the Listerine salesman. And never pet your dog when it is on fire.



You asked for it.
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the last yatto

Quote from: SchizoWhigger on April 24, 2010, 10:25:09 PM
my static sparkly vision, and those black blobs I keep seeing

your more gay then twilight
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Jasper

You are one of the few people I have seen who could make a Captain Jack Sparrow costume look good.

BabylonHoruv

you look like you had your hair done by being dunked in a toilet and having someone flush it.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Pariah

You look like a fine gentleman, one of upstanding moral quality and knowledge. Your future is as bright and as beautiful as the star Sirius, jewel on the night-sky. You are an inspiration to me, and in a perfect world, everyone.
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Pariah

But what the fuck does your name mean?
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Faust

Quote from: Pariah on April 25, 2010, 12:35:21 AM
But what the fuck does your name mean?
Im fairly certain, according to the cutting edge of humour April edition, it is a play on the classic "crazy nigger". Truly a classic I can see why it would be too high brow for most of us to get it.

As for your insult SN, I don't have one, I'm just disappointed because you aren't actually black.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Sir Squid Diddimus

Why is there a bottle of glue on the nightstand next to your bed? Is that what you call a sleep aid?