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Insult me my brothers of chaos.

Started by MagnificentSloth, April 24, 2010, 09:36:18 PM

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Remington

Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 26, 2010, 06:12:30 AM
Quote from: Burns on April 26, 2010, 05:55:19 AM
ENKI?
Nah, I wasn't really around for all that much. Hell, I don't even know who that is.
Enki is a specialized form of cancer that appears in threads high in WIN and MITTENS. Appearance of the "Enki" strain usually results in a bad prognosis: most threads afflicted will decline after only one or two posts.

Due to its incorporation of genes from the Asperger's spectrum of diseases, cases of Enki are usually very difficult to treat.
Is it plugged in?

the last yatto

so you just have a crazy black man in your head telling you what to do?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 26, 2010, 07:07:25 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 06:18:53 AM
29 TWO posts left until your forced to answer if you are even PART black  :rbtg:
No, at least to my knowledge. Now if my great great grand daddy fucked a slave or two, I can't say.

Actually, if your great grand-daddy did that, you'd never know because that offspring would never have been recognized as legitimate. Your great grand-mommy, on the other hand, might very well have had a taste for the dark meat.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

h-town

You got this John Lequisamo in Romeo and Juliette slash poet beard thing going on.

I also second the coke eyes thing.

Cramulus


nose drops on table next to bed = coke head spoiler alert ---->  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
so you just have a crazy black man in your head telling you what to do?

Now, that would be interesting, and far more inventive than the stuff we usually get around here.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 26, 2010, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
so you just have a crazy black man in your head telling you what to do?

Now, that would be interesting, and far more inventive than the stuff we usually get around here.

Redman gives me good advice.  Does that count?
Molon Lube

h-town

He certainly knows how to roll a blunt and is NOT afraid of laying down a track in the studio on this very thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOVmU-URCmk

Doktor Howl

Quote from: h-town on April 26, 2010, 05:36:13 PM
He certainly knows how to roll a blunt and is NOT afraid of laying down a track in the studio on this very thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOVmU-URCmk

Also, he punched a furry, and his Offspring video appearance also hands out tips on being a responsible citizen.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 26, 2010, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
so you just have a crazy black man in your head telling you what to do?

Now, that would be interesting, and far more inventive than the stuff we usually get around here.

Redman gives me good advice.  Does that count?

It's pretty close. Half-points.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


BadBeast

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 26, 2010, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
so you just have a crazy black man in your head telling you what to do?

Now, that would be interesting, and far more inventive than the stuff we usually get around here.

"Whut you talkin' bout, Willis"?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Dysnomia

Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 26, 2010, 05:51:51 AM

In the picture I am not high on drugs, I was smoking a cigarette at the time, it's out of frame. But in general, yes, I do do a lot of drugs.

yeah, it's kinda obvious.  Just sayin. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: BadBeast on April 26, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 26, 2010, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
so you just have a crazy black man in your head telling you what to do?

Now, that would be interesting, and far more inventive than the stuff we usually get around here.

"Whut you talkin' bout, Willis"?

Oooh, appropriate! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Bridges#Legal_problems
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


-Kel-


MagnificentSloth

Well I fixed up my appearance. I kinda needed to insulted to get motivated. For some reason I think I have a lazy eye in this picture though.