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I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
« on: April 28, 2010, 01:09:20 am »
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 am »
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2010, 01:14:09 am »
Whatchya drinking?
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2010, 01:14:27 am »
Regarding this, I'll probably regreet it later. But whatever. Phys test was today. Needed release. So be it.

Some thoughts.

What we are, what our hands can touch,
what our mouths can speak,
in what we breath,
we are whole, made why by the tangled bank,
by the diversity of life,
we are sucked in;
there is no savior, no substitute
for that ultimate, and we are not
prepared.

There is no intermediary, no middle man, this is a direction connection to that divinity.
And we are drawn to it; and there is no escape.


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Apathy by hedonism/complacency is still apathy.

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An orderly system so complex no human hand can untangle.
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2010, 01:15:47 am »
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?

Astrology.

Those fuckers never got with the times.


Whatchya drinking?

Drank two pints imperial stout in an hour. Feeling good, or whatever it is you feel after that much booze.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2010, 01:19:05 am »
but but how will i know the my horror of the day
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2010, 01:20:28 am »
but but how will i know the my horror of the day

Consult the stars

make them your bitch.

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Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2010, 01:43:02 am »
My ass itches.

Oh wait, that's not a question...

My ass itches?

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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2010, 02:00:02 am »
My ass itches.

Oh wait, that's not a question...

My ass itches?


SCRATCH IT FOR FUCK SSAKE SCRATCH IT DELAY THE HEMMMOROITDS, THEY ARE COMING.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2010, 02:15:30 am »
I'm hungry.
What should I have for breakfast?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2010, 02:16:59 am »
I'm hungry.
What should I have for breakfast?


EGGS

ON TOAST


WITH CATSUP.




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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2010, 02:18:21 am »
Do you have anything in your belly button, and if so, what is it/consistency/color, etc...?
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2010, 02:19:35 am »
In your professional estimation, what kind of bug crawled up my ass today?
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2010, 02:21:32 am »
Are you still drunk?

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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2010, 02:24:40 am »
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?
Christian Science :lulz: