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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, April 28, 2010, 04:52:21 AM

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#30
April 30, 2010, 04:22:10 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 30, 2010, 03:58:19 AM
What's funnier yet is that the location of the spill is just to the north of the gulf of Mexico dead zone caused by fertilizer runoff from the Mississippi valley.

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P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Sir Squid Diddimus

#31
April 30, 2010, 05:26:00 AM
I'm honestly quite upset about this shit.
Angry mostly. Horrified that all their efforts so far to cap this leaking hole have failed.

What's the next move? How do we fix?

BADGE OF HONOR

#32
April 30, 2010, 07:47:17 AM
SET IT ON FIRE
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

h-town

#33
April 30, 2010, 08:16:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGcZrqP4f98

maybe all that's needed is 210,000 gallons of crude dawn dish soap to be unloaded into the water every day.

Kai

#34
April 30, 2010, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on April 30, 2010, 04:22:10 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 30, 2010, 03:58:19 AM
What's funnier yet is that the location of the spill is just to the north of the gulf of Mexico dead zone caused by fertilizer runoff from the Mississippi valley.

:horrormirth:

ITS THE SIZE OF NEW JERSY!  :lulz: :x
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LMNO

#35
April 30, 2010, 02:49:40 PM
In spite of this, we should still drill in ANWAR.
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:mccain:

PeregrineBF

#36
April 30, 2010, 08:08:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 02:49:40 PM
In spite of this, we should still drill in ANWAR.
  \
:mccain:

Well, of course. Not doing so could cost jobs. JOBS! JOBS!

Doktor Howl

#37
April 30, 2010, 08:09:06 PM
Sooooo...what's anyone doing about this?
Molon Lube

LMNO

#38
April 30, 2010, 08:10:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2010, 08:09:06 PM
Sooooo...what's anyone doing about this?

Fretting, mostly.


It appears "high winds" are hampering the cleanup.

Doktor Howl

#39
April 30, 2010, 08:12:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 08:10:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2010, 08:09:06 PM
Sooooo...what's anyone doing about this?

Fretting, mostly.


It appears "high winds" are hampering the cleanup.

I think I see another Katrina-esque horribly mismanaged screwup coming down the pike.

Molon Lube

Suu

#40
April 30, 2010, 08:33:06 PM
Florida must be shitting bricks. They do nothing but bitch CONSTANTLY at LA and TX for drilling in their corner of the Gulf.

The Coast Guard has already starting burning it off.


However, it IS BP, this is those fucking Brits payback for the Rev and 1812, isn't it?  :argh!:
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#41
April 30, 2010, 08:51:33 PM
BEYOND PETROLEUM FUCKED!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#42
May 01, 2010, 08:35:09 AM
BP is being held responsible, but they aren't really stepping up and taking any responsibility.

I, for one, am pissed.

Telarus

#43
May 16, 2010, 05:06:47 AM
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-05-05/oil-soaked-crab-threatens-seafood-prices-at-top-ranked-eateries.html

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-oil-spill-seafood-20100514,0,5221052.story

My girl Liv just started a job @ a local seafood vendor for the farmer's markets. I think her business is about to take off, but I'm all  :x thinking about the people in the gulf area that are out of jobs.
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