CHEF DIES AFTER FEELING EEL

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html#ixzz0mdpUMw00



CHEF! WE HARDLY KNEW YA!

[Suu]

Holy fuck!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

 

All sorts of seriously fucked up news coming out of China lately.

[MMIX]

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html#ixzz0mdpUMw00



CHEF! WE HARDLY KNEW YA!

with friends like his you don't need enemas . . .

[Dimocritus]

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html#ixzz0mdpUMw00



CHEF! WE HARDLY KNEW YA!

with friends like his you don't need enemas . . .

*groan*

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html#ixzz0mdpUMw00



CHEF! WE HARDLY KNEW YA!

with friends like his you don't need enemas . . .

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Iason Ouabache]

I bet he only sent the eel in to catch the gerbil he couldn't get out.

[MMIX]

I bet he only sent the eel in to catch the gerbil he couldn't get out.

that must have been why he needed that lightbulb, too . . .

[Kai]

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html#ixzz0mdpUMw00



CHEF! WE HARDLY KNEW YA!

with friends like his you don't need enemas . . .

That was SO BAD. 

[Jasper]

This is , and I can't stop hearing this in my head now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w

[Brotep]

 

Damn you, MMIX   
...I lol'd

@Iason: even though that was probably a Mallrats reference, I now have this stuck in my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sbD6czlVNU

[Dysnomia]

There was an old Chef who swallowed an Eel
We cannot describe what he started to feel

[Brotep]

There was an old Chef who swallowed an Eel
We cannot describe what he started to feel

...perhaps he'll keel?

[Dysnomia]

There was an old Chef who swallowed an Eel
We cannot describe what he started to feel

...perhaps he'll keel?

There was an old Chef who swallowed a seal
He swallowed the seal to catch the eel.


perhaps he'll keel?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

VP,
would love to hear Chef weigh in on this thread