How Richard Pryor Gave Pam Grier a Cocaine-Encrusted Vagina

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In Pam Grier's new memoir Foxy: My Life in Three Acts (which is now a must-buy), she recounts  how a conversation with her doctor led to her breakup with Richard Pryor. Stars, they are not just like us:

    He said, "Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"

    "No," I said, astonished.

    "Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"

    "No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

    "Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.

    "That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."

    "Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."

http://www.movieline.com/2010/04/how-richard-pryor-gave-pam-grier-a-cocaine-encrusted-vagina.php

[NotPublished]

Ahahahahahaha what the hell is this shit. Thats awesome

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[BadBeast]

Wow, I knew Pryor was a bit hardcore, but that amounts to having his sperm, supplying cocaine to poor unsuspecting cunts.

Sweet.

[Jasper]

Cocaine is, indeed, a hell of a drug.

[Brotep]

 

It links back to an article on Jezebel, aptly named "The Truth About Cocaine Vaginas"
http://jezebel.com/5524040/the-truth-about-cocaine-vaginas

here's why it's unlikely from a physiological standpoint: Cocaine is a form of adrenaline, and your body processes it on a temporary basis, Doc Gurley explained. The speed with which your body processes it depends on the blood flow to the area; toxicologists testing for cocaine often check the eyeballs or the nose, because those are low blood-flow areas. The vagina, however, is a high blood-flow zone — Doc Gurley says the Ob-Gyn surgeons' term of art is that the vagina is "very forgiving." (It really is, if you think about it.)

Bottom line: "It's extremely unlikely that there could be any toxic vagina effect of cocaine," Gurley says.

The one outstanding question is whether ejaculate can store cocaine, and how fast a woman could "heal" from that after sex.

[Nast]

But what about the anus? The anus is, after all, a very thin mucous membrane.

[BadBeast]

But what about the anus? The anus is, after all, a very thin mucous membrane.

People with serious cocaine issues, often have their heads so tightly jammed up their anus, there is very little room for anything else.