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Random beatings
« on: May 02, 2010, 07:29:08 pm »
This is a chronicle of how much my guy friends beat the shit out of each other and cause massive damage to either nearby people or property, starting with April. All of these are separate events. (too long for the "open bar" thread.)

April: Tierra kept throwing bottle caps at Eco, which resulted in Eco punching Tierra in the shoulder then kicking him full force in the stomach.

Stderr wrestled Optikal into a glass window in my kitchen.

Optikal hitting Tierra's testicles with the back of his hand, so Tierra had to cut a bitch. (he says he just held the knife to Optikal and did not move it, uh-huh ssuurreee.)





Friday night Stderr and Optikal started wrestling over someone's iphone and knocked over two pitchers of beer.  :argh!:

May:
Last night was Harm's birthday party and he "asked" Stderr for birthday punching ..... 26 of them. His arm turned a very dark purple over the course of the evening.

During one of the scuffles of Harm being punched a beer got spilled down slab steps next to their hot tub, in which i slipped and fell. No broken tailbone, only a sprained thumb.

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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2010, 07:30:46 pm »
Excellent thread.  Moar please.  :lulz:

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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2010, 07:35:02 pm »
oh just posted....Harm's arm thanks to bday punching.


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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2010, 07:36:44 pm »
You know someone called "Harm"?  That's awesome.

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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2010, 07:41:18 pm »
That's what you get for being a "Harm" to everyone, including yourself......

Harm's the one being restrained, "for his own good"



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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2010, 07:46:25 pm »
Ah, senseless strife.

*basks in the glow*

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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2010, 08:34:50 pm »
Oh, boys.  :)
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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2010, 05:40:11 am »
yeah.....


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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2010, 07:25:45 am »

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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2010, 07:40:22 am »
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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2010, 07:47:56 am »

:mittens:

My GF has a robotic hand, and she says its strong enough to crush somebody's throat. I've never called her bluff on that one.
Is it plugged in?

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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2010, 07:55:34 am »
Sexy.

If I ever got one, I'd want a circular saw. 

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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2010, 08:08:39 am »
Sexy.

If I ever got one, I'd want a circular saw.  
Apparently she can also cause nasty bruising and potential internal bleeding with her stub hand (she jabbed her dad in the stomach once, not too hard, and he got a nasty bruise).

I'd want one with an airsoft gun in my index finger and a USB port in my pinky.
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Is it plugged in?

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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2010, 08:44:31 am »

My GF has a robotic hand, and she says its strong enough to crush somebody's throat. I've never called her bluff on that one.

That's kinda...  :fap:
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Re: Random beatings
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2010, 08:33:01 pm »