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RIP PAYNE.

Started by Doktor Howl, May 05, 2010, 01:54:51 AM

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Doktor Howl

May 05, 2010, 01:54:51 AM
That thug from Southampton has murdered him and ate him.   :cry:
Molon Lube

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May 05, 2010, 01:59:38 AM
What?! No not Payne!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Doktor Howl

#2
May 05, 2010, 02:02:04 AM
Quote from: NotPubli on May 05, 2010, 01:59:38 AM
What?! No not Payne!

HE DAID, MISTAH CONRAD!
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
May 05, 2010, 02:05:46 AM
Oh, Payne, what will we do without you?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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May 05, 2010, 02:06:12 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 05, 2010, 02:05:46 AM
Oh, Payne, what will we do without you?

WHO'S GONNA CARVE THE CHRISTMAS HAGGIS?   :x
Molon Lube

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#5
May 05, 2010, 02:12:01 AM
Who's going to hold our hands when we wake up screaming :(
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Doktor Howl

#6
May 05, 2010, 02:28:55 AM
Quote from: NotPubli on May 05, 2010, 02:12:01 AM
Who's going to hold our hands when we wake up screaming :(

Who's going to part the waters of the Tay to lead his people to freedom?   :cry:
Molon Lube

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#7
May 05, 2010, 02:41:19 AM
He used to send me off to work with a kiss on the forehead.... and would whisper the nicest things into my ears ...

"Fuck you cock sucker"
"Watch your back faggot"
"Choke on a dick"

(Where'd he go btw? There is no life on the outside!)
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Doktor Howl

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May 05, 2010, 02:42:31 AM
Quote from: NotPubli on May 05, 2010, 02:41:19 AM
He used to send me off to work with a kiss on the forehead.... and would whisper the nicest things into my ears ...

"Fuck you cock sucker"
"Watch your back faggot"
"Choke on a dick"

(Where'd he go btw? There is no life on the outside!)

Pix ate his head.  She's like a black widow spider.
Molon Lube

NotPublished

#9
May 05, 2010, 02:47:55 AM
Oh the kinds of journeys that Paynes remains must go on... They grow up soo fast
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Doktor Howl

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May 05, 2010, 02:50:53 AM
Quote from: NotPubli on May 05, 2010, 02:47:55 AM
Oh the kinds of journeys that Paynes remains must go on... They grow up soo fast

His headless corpse must be halfway to Cornwall by now.
Molon Lube

Cramulus

#11
May 05, 2010, 05:13:30 AM
PAYNE NOOOOOO



Iason Ouabache

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May 05, 2010, 05:45:08 AM
What... again?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Remington

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May 05, 2010, 05:51:53 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 05, 2010, 05:45:08 AM
What... again?
He is, after all, the Motherfucking Messiah. This means that occasional pointless deaths are part of his job description; and will only slow him down for a day or three.
Is it plugged in?

Sir Squid Diddimus

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May 05, 2010, 06:21:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:06:12 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 05, 2010, 02:05:46 AM
Oh, Payne, what will we do without you?

WHO'S GONNA CARVE THE CHRISTMAS HAGGIS?   :x

this made me yell "PAH HAH!" real loud
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