The Five Pillars of Discordia

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Fuck You Dok. That was an awesome post.

[Doktor Howl]

Fuck You Dok. That was an awesome post.

Thanks.  It's had some effect, I think.  Maybe enough, maybe not.

[navkat]

OP makes me want to be here again.

I enjoy fluff, fun, rants and friends. Discord seems to follow me and I'm not really slick with the pranks but I always enjoy laughing at some funny shit you did. I enjoy a good laugh at myself too.

I know some people can't help but be superior, self-important crackerheads and really, I don't mind. As long as no one treats each other like shit, I will gladly laugh at your jokes and admire your cleverness til the bitter end. Just don't assume I'm an idiot because I prefer to make jokes about my tits and act like I've got hallucinogens on an IV drip--it's MY party too. If I wanted to humiliate myself for my "ontological inferiority," I'd wear a chicken suit and read Cathy Guisewhite comics aloud at an Ayn Rand think-tank convention.

Aside: I have always liked you, Roger and I wouldn't mind letting you puke on me someday.

[Doktor Howl]

Aside: I have always liked you, Roger and I wouldn't mind letting you puke on me someday.

Everyone says that, until they've seen what's in my puke.  Oh, yes, then the story changes.

[Nast]

Aside: I have always liked you, Roger and I wouldn't mind letting you puke on me someday.

Everyone says that, until they've seen what's in my puke.  Oh, yes, then the story changes.

Good thing it crawls away before you can get a good look at it.

[Doktor Howl]

Aside: I have always liked you, Roger and I wouldn't mind letting you puke on me someday.

Everyone says that, until they've seen what's in my puke.  Oh, yes, then the story changes.

Good thing it crawls away before you can get a good look at it.

You have to kill it with a shovel before it gets under the house.  You're fucked if that happens.

[BadBeast]

I was sick on my mate's dog once. "Look what you've done, you sloppy bastard" he said.
I looked down and replied "I don't remember eating that"

[Cramulus]

I was sick on my mate's dog once. "Look what you've done, you sloppy bastard" he said.
I looked down and replied "I don't remember eating that"

[Dimocritus]

I was sick on my mate's dog once. "Look what you've done, you sloppy bastard" he said.
I looked down and replied "I don't remember eating that"

[Doktor Howl]

What a waste of fucking time this was.

[Adios]

What a waste of fucking time this was.

I don't think so. There towards the end it got off track but there is a hell of a lot of meat in there.

[Doktor Howl]

What a waste of fucking time this was.

I don't think so. There towards the end it got off track but there is a hell of a lot of meat in there.

It's all based on a flawed premise, though.

And any flawed premise extended to its logical conclusion is by definition useless.

[the last yatto]

 

[Triple Zero]

What a waste of fucking time this was.

I don't think so. There towards the end it got off track but there is a hell of a lot of meat in there.

It's all based on a flawed premise, though.

And any flawed premise extended to its logical conclusion is by definition useless.

What's the flawed premise?

[Doktor Howl]

What a waste of fucking time this was.

I don't think so. There towards the end it got off track but there is a hell of a lot of meat in there.

It's all based on a flawed premise, though.

And any flawed premise extended to its logical conclusion is by definition useless.

What's the flawed premise?

That Discordians are different from other humans.