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To Nigel and any other parent with daughters.

Started by Suu, May 05, 2010, 09:26:05 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I can think of a few people on this board who actually parent.
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EmmaE

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 07, 2010, 03:28:24 AM
I can think of a few people on this board who actually parent.

Ack, no offense intended to present/board company, sorry.  :sad:
It was generally speaking, or at least in the area that I currently live in.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Speaking for myself, in the area I live in, I think teenagers these days are a far cry better than the rotten little troublemaking, disrespectful shits we were when I was a kid; which means someone's doing some parenting.

I have some doubts about the younger ones, though.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

I thoroughly deserved it every time my mother backhanded me. And the one time my dad smashed my head through the drywall, yeah...I totally had that one coming.

No really. It went like this.

17 Year Old Suu: I can do whatever I want! You assholes can't stop me!

Dad: Whatever happened to the 4th Commandment? You need to watch your mouth...right now...I mean it.

Punkass Suu: Fuck you, dad! You crippled old bastard!

*BOOM*

:cry:



Did I run away? No. Did I tell family services? No. I'm just fucking lucky I missed a stud. No blood, no real pain since it was drywall, but not only did I have to replace the wall, I don't think I've ever talked back to my parents since, even with 1500mi between us. Nowadays if a parent does that they're thrown in jail. I remember getting dragged out of the grocery store for being a little shit, getting spanked, and left in the car until they were done shopping too. Again, something that only happened ONCE.
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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: EmmaE on May 07, 2010, 02:47:04 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 06, 2010, 04:55:52 PM
It's revolting to me how many parents think it's cute when their little girls act like junior prostitutes. It's like the fashions; one of my friends calls it "Junior Slut; Fashion for Tots".

Seen this yet?: http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=585857&showcomments=true&rss=yes

Because they couldn't over-sexualize little girls any more, amirite?  :argh!:

Fucking Billy Ray Cyrus.  I knew his evil wasn't restrained to spreading the mullet.

Miley has never struck me as overly sexualized, but he's certainly marketed her like a product with ghoulish brilliance.
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Juana

She's only seventeen? I never knew that. I like how the comments suggest that she's grown up, now that she's doing this kind of stuff, and that she's not doing anything Brittney Spears wasn't at her age (how does that excuse it?). Feels like one part Lady Gaga to one part Brittney Spears. Minus the general awesome of Gaga.
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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: BDS on May 07, 2010, 08:00:15 AM
O RLY http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/b179357_exclusive_miley_cyrus_cant_be_tamed.html

Yeah, definitely some sex there.  Doesn't look out of line for a 17 year old to me.  It's not at the level of Xtina.  Brittney Spears is a really poor example since she went completely bonkers.
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Triple Zero

why can't all those fundie conservatives and fox news and shit rage against this?

I mean, values and shit, that's what they're all for right?

But nooooooooo they gotta go to retarded demonstrations on teabaggery instead of, like, for once, fighting some something that's useful for a change.

BTW I didnt click the video and only watched 20 secs of that gameshow bit before I switched it off.
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LMNO

I was such a good kid.  Never took a swing at my dad, or even mouthed off to them.

I rebelled by growing my hair out and having sex with guys.

bds

To be honest, I actually quite like Miley Cyrus. *shrug*

Suu

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 07, 2010, 10:05:40 AM
why can't all those fundie conservatives and fox news and shit rage against this?

I mean, values and shit, that's what they're all for right?

But nooooooooo they gotta go to retarded demonstrations on teabaggery instead of, like, for once, fighting some something that's useful for a change.

BTW I didnt click the video and only watched 20 secs of that gameshow bit before I switched it off.

Because it's their girls in the skimpy outfits.
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LMNO

I'm pretty sure this kind of thing only happens in heterosexual marriages.



Yet another reason to legalize gay marriage.