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Fuck you! It's My Birthday!

Started by Iason Ouabache, May 07, 2010, 07:44:03 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus


Brotep

Oh shit, happy birthday!

In light of this rare and glorious occasion I hereby give you permission to drive down to Btown and help me move, an honor bestowed only on a select few.

Dysfunctional Cunt

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 

Now go find yourself some serious trouble to get into because you can only use the birthday excuse until maybe Sunday!!!

Cramulus

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KHARA - I've been reading your posts as RWHN's for DAYS!

It's the avatar

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Cramulus on May 07, 2010, 08:49:31 PM
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KHARA - I've been reading your posts as RWHN's for DAYS!

It's the avatar

:oops:

I will change it!  Sorry!

AFK

Heh, I got confused a couple of times too.  It's a good avatar.  I only changed because I can never turn down a good pun. 

Also, Happy Birthday IO. 

30 is a piece of cake.  Watch out for 33 though. 
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NotPublished

Happy escape the womb day!

May you never have to go back... Unless you want to of course
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 03:34:47 PM
I had a shitload of fun on my 30th.


New Orleans, Halloween, drinking all night, friends buying me multiple lapdances at various strip clubs...
Much better than my birthday. I spent the night at Applebee's eaves-dropping on an older couple who met online and were on their first (and very likely last) date.  Tomorrow should be more interesting because I'm going to try to get into trouble with my twin sister.

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 07, 2010, 05:59:43 PM
30, man... you're a baby!  :lulz: Happy birthday!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 05:59:59 PM

Heh.

Happy birthday, kid.
You are only as old as you feel.  And I currently feel about 45.  :sad:

Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:08:55 PM
Hey, did you know you have the same birthday as Traci Lords?
And Gary Cooper. And Tim Russert. And Kate Lawler. And Shawn Marion (we also went to the same juco). And my twin sister. Plus I learned earlier tonight that both Reggie Miller scoring 8 points in 9 seconds against the Knicks AND Jordan's shot over Craig Ehlo were on May 7th.

Quote from: Khara on May 07, 2010, 08:43:15 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 

Now go find yourself some serious trouble to get into because you can only use the birthday excuse until maybe Sunday!!!
I plan on being rude to people all weekend. If anyone complains then I'll pull out the "Fuck you, it's my birthday" card.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Brotep

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 08, 2010, 05:19:52 AM
]Much better than my birthday. I spent the night at Applebee's eaves-dropping on an older couple who met online and were on their first (and very likely last) date.  Tomorrow should be more interesting because I'm going to try to get into trouble with my twin sister.

:lmnuendo:

Vene

Fuck you! I ate all your cake!

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