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Fuck you! It's My Birthday!

Started by Iason Ouabache, May 07, 2010, 07:44:03 AM

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Iason Ouabache

May 07, 2010, 07:44:03 AM
I'm officially an old man at 30, so fuck you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv-OYkGWOhE

(NSFW, asshole!)


SPANK ME!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Salty

#1
May 07, 2010, 07:49:17 AM
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Remington

#2
May 07, 2010, 08:02:00 AM
Congratulations on not dying!
Is it plugged in?

Rumckle

#3
May 07, 2010, 08:44:24 AM
                        Happy Birthday, you old bastard!
                                         /
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Lies

#4
May 07, 2010, 09:48:18 AM
Happy birthday, old man! :P
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

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#5
May 07, 2010, 10:20:17 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD-ASS HOOSIER FUCK!

*SPANKS IO WITH A METH-CRUSTED NASCAR T-SHIRT*
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Richter

#6
May 07, 2010, 12:57:47 PM
Hold still, you bastard, some of us are truing to catch up!

Happy bday!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Jenne

#7
May 07, 2010, 03:28:45 PM
Happy Birfday, Iason!  30 doesn't suck, man...it's actually a decent age, no troll.

LMNO

#8
May 07, 2010, 03:34:47 PM
I had a shitload of fun on my 30th.


New Orleans, Halloween, drinking all night, friends buying me multiple lapdances at various strip clubs...

Cramulus

#9
May 07, 2010, 03:36:24 PM


Happy birthday, Wabash!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#10
May 07, 2010, 03:44:56 PM
 :lulz:  HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD TURD

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
May 07, 2010, 05:59:43 PM
30, man... you're a baby!  :lulz: Happy birthday!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#12
May 07, 2010, 05:59:59 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 07, 2010, 07:44:03 AM
I'm officially an old man at 30, so fuck you.

Heh.

Happy birthday, kid.
Molon Lube

Telarus

#13
May 07, 2010, 06:05:48 PM
Happy Birthday!
Telarus, KSC,
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

LMNO

#14
May 07, 2010, 06:08:55 PM
Hey, did you know you have the same birthday as Traci Lords?
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