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Advice Enki

Started by Cramulus, May 07, 2010, 03:17:59 PM

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LMNO

#15
May 07, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
These are all fantastic.

bds

#16
May 07, 2010, 04:30:28 PM
OH GOD :lulz:

Kai

#17
May 07, 2010, 04:32:17 PM
 :lulz:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Richter

#18
May 07, 2010, 04:36:55 PM
Advice Enki:  What is best in life?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Rococo Modem Basilisk

#19
May 07, 2010, 04:41:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 07, 2010, 04:36:55 PM
Advice Enki:  What is best in life?


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Eater of Clowns

#20
May 07, 2010, 05:19:03 PM
Oh my god.  Every one of these is making me laugh.   :lulz:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#21
May 07, 2010, 05:19:46 PM
This thread wins the day.

Salty

#22
May 07, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Advice Enki: How do I smooth-talk the ladies?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#23
May 07, 2010, 05:38:17 PM
Quote from: alty on May 07, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Advice Enki: How do I smooth-talk the ladies?



I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Cramulus

#24
May 07, 2010, 05:53:18 PM

Quote from: alty on May 07, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Advice Enki: How do I smooth-talk the ladies?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
May 07, 2010, 05:55:06 PM
This thread is :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#26
May 07, 2010, 06:12:52 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
May 07, 2010, 06:15:03 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 07, 2010, 06:12:52 PM


I don't know what this means, but it sounds like ewwwwww!  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

#28
May 07, 2010, 06:16:57 PM
I laughed an coughed at once.  My balls hurt now.  :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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the last yatto

#29
May 07, 2010, 09:44:33 PM
advice enki
if there is no apocalypse, what will happen in the end?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit
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