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Advice Enki

Started by Cramulus, May 07, 2010, 03:17:59 PM

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Cramulus

#30
May 07, 2010, 09:52:20 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on May 07, 2010, 09:44:33 PM
advice enki
if there is no apocalypse, what will happen in the end?



NotPublished

#31
May 08, 2010, 12:07:52 AM
advice enki: Is it a boil or a blister?
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#32
May 08, 2010, 12:29:26 AM
Quote from: NotPubli on May 08, 2010, 12:07:52 AM
advice enki: Is it a boil or a blister?



I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Freeky

#33
May 08, 2010, 02:01:54 AM
Dear advice Enki,

How do I accidentally all the boys?

Sincerely, Freeky.

Dysnomia

#34
May 08, 2010, 02:08:09 AM
Advice Enki: 

Does my milkshake really bring all the boys to the yard?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

NotPublished

#35
May 08, 2010, 03:39:09 AM
advice Enki: Why does God hate us? :(
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

BADGE OF HONOR

#36
May 08, 2010, 05:27:36 AM
I am laughing out loud.  For reals.   :lulz:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#37
May 08, 2010, 07:29:32 PM
Advice Enki: Is this thread dildos?

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#38
May 08, 2010, 08:34:00 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 08, 2010, 02:01:54 AM
Dear advice Enki,

How do I accidentally all the boys?

Sincerely, Freeky.



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Advice Enki:

Does my milkshake really bring all the boys to the yard?



Quoteadvice Enki: Why does God hate us?



QuoteAdvice Enki: Is this thread dildos?



I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Dysnomia

#39
May 09, 2010, 09:32:29 AM
Advice Enki:  Boy I'm sorta seeing has angered me, how can I dispose of the remains?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Triple Zero

#40
May 09, 2010, 10:06:47 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on May 09, 2010, 09:32:29 AM
Advice Enki:  Boy I'm sorta seeing has angered me, how can I dispose of the remains?

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Dysnomia

#41
May 09, 2010, 04:42:55 PM
Advice Enki:  What is a Nam-Shub?

:?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Suu

#42
May 09, 2010, 04:56:20 PM
Advice Enki: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#43
May 09, 2010, 05:22:03 PM


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Dysnomia

#44
May 09, 2010, 05:31:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 09, 2010, 04:56:20 PM
Advice Enki: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif
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