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Started by Doktor Howl, May 07, 2010, 06:42:38 PM

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Doktor Howl

The Dok accidentally took 4mg instead of 2mg of his kickass anti-seizure thingies, and requires assistance.

Send me your women.  Dok is in the midst of a chemically-fueled mating frenzy, and you DON'T want him coming down out of these mountains.  The women should not resemble tweakers, and should be equiped with a full set of football pads and probably tasers (to let me know when to switch out).

SEND THEM.  SEND THEM NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Molon Lube

LMNO

I APPROACH, OFFERING GIFTS.


www.lflus.com/

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
I APPROACH, OFFERING GIFTS.


www.lflus.com/

WEBSENSE!  UNNNNNNNNNNG!  I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
Molon Lube

LMNO


Cramulus


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

LMNO

I was wondering if I could hear your pants exploding from 2600 miles away.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 07:18:59 PM
I was wondering if I could hear your pants exploding from 2600 miles away.

Windows are out in Benson and Albequerque.  The sound should reach you in another 2 hours or so.

Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
I APPROACH, OFFERING GIFTS.


www.lflus.com/

This is the single best thing evar. FUCKING EVAR GODDAMNIT!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 07, 2010, 07:23:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
I APPROACH, OFFERING GIFTS.


www.lflus.com/

This is the single best thing evar. FUCKING EVAR GODDAMNIT!

It is probably fortunate that I can't see it.
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m

Srsly! The whole concept of forever was actually invented solely to give us a means of describing how good this shit is.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus


Doktor Howl

I can't see any of Cram's pics.   :sad:
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Remington

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics.   :sad:
Possibly for the best.

Don't worry, I send you wimmenz:



Is it plugged in?