Sheep + Meth + Tasers = SCIENCE!

[BadBeast]

You know, I personally think that they ought to have used stupid fucking meth heads for this experiment, because if they're stupid enough to tweak, then they should be tazed for it.

I know a Bloke who had been up for four nights, charged up like a fuckin' rocket, on more amphetamines than you could shake a big shitty stick at. He was tazed by an uneasy pair of Scuffers, who saw him rocking backwards and forwards in a shop doorway, muttering to himself at 3 am. They shot him with two tazers, because he gave no reaction to anything they said or did. He said he never felt the tazers, except as a vague tingling in his spine, but he got really angry when they started spraying him down with pepper spray. And ended up with 2 charges of assaulting a Policeman, with intent. Got 3 months for it too. All he wanted was a few hours sleep. But he forgot where he had been staying. (hence the shop doorway)
But I'm fairly certain he would be prepared to offer himself as a test subject. For money. (Not even very much money)