Let me tell you a story...

[Adios]

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[Payne]

Now I would have thought that for both of you the most suitable arrangment would be a Dwarf Rottweiler / Rabid Hamster on SERIOUS Steroids running in a wheel in your chest.

[Adios]

Now I would have thought that for both of you the most suitable arrangment would be a Dwarf Rottweiler / Rabid Hamster on SERIOUS Steroids running in a wheel in your chest.

That would require daily feedings.

[Doktor Howl]

Now I would have thought that for both of you the most suitable arrangment would be a Dwarf Rottweiler / Rabid Hamster on SERIOUS Steroids running in a wheel in your chest.

I already have that, as a side effect of my pills.

More like an angry badger, though.

[Payne]

Now I would have thought that for both of you the most suitable arrangment would be a Dwarf Rottweiler / Rabid Hamster on SERIOUS Steroids running in a wheel in your chest.

That would require daily feedings.

That's what your chest flap is for. You can stand a few minutes of no circulation while the little devil chews off your enemies faces, can't you? Just open the flap and set your heart beast on them!

[Payne]

Now I would have thought that for both of you the most suitable arrangment would be a Dwarf Rottweiler / Rabid Hamster on SERIOUS Steroids running in a wheel in your chest.

I already have that, as a side effect of my pills.

More like an angry badger, though.

It's no great deal to just go for the physical modifications required then, is it?

[Adios]

Now I would have thought that for both of you the most suitable arrangment would be a Dwarf Rottweiler / Rabid Hamster on SERIOUS Steroids running in a wheel in your chest.

That would require daily feedings.

That's what your chest flap is for. You can stand a few minutes of no circulation while the little devil chews off your enemies faces, can't you? Just open the flap and set your heart beast on them!

Hadn't considered that....has potential....

[Doktor Howl]

Now I would have thought that for both of you the most suitable arrangment would be a Dwarf Rottweiler / Rabid Hamster on SERIOUS Steroids running in a wheel in your chest.

I already have that, as a side effect of my pills.

More like an angry badger, though.

It's no great deal to just go for the physical modifications required then, is it?

I don't think the badger and the rott would get along.

[Payne]

Now I would have thought that for both of you the most suitable arrangment would be a Dwarf Rottweiler / Rabid Hamster on SERIOUS Steroids running in a wheel in your chest.

That would require daily feedings.

That's what your chest flap is for. You can stand a few minutes of no circulation while the little devil chews off your enemies faces, can't you? Just open the flap and set your heart beast on them!

Hadn't considered that....has potential....

Even better if you, for example, fail to feed it for two or three days then set it loose in a church/ Fete/ bingo hall.

[Payne]

Now I would have thought that for both of you the most suitable arrangment would be a Dwarf Rottweiler / Rabid Hamster on SERIOUS Steroids running in a wheel in your chest.

I already have that, as a side effect of my pills.

More like an angry badger, though.

It's no great deal to just go for the physical modifications required then, is it?

I don't think the badger and the rott would get along.

[Adios]

Now I would have thought that for both of you the most suitable arrangment would be a Dwarf Rottweiler / Rabid Hamster on SERIOUS Steroids running in a wheel in your chest.

That would require daily feedings.

That's what your chest flap is for. You can stand a few minutes of no circulation while the little devil chews off your enemies faces, can't you? Just open the flap and set your heart beast on them!

Hadn't considered that....has potential....

As soon as I can figure out how to d/l a pic from my cell I will offer up a pic of my chest for this womp!

[Payne]

I dunno if anyone has noticed, but I seldom ever do WOMPs anymore. I can't even remember my last one.

[Adios]

I dunno if anyone has noticed, but I seldom ever do WOMPs anymore. I can't even remember my last one.

I been gone a while.

[Faust]

Mine would be much quieter.

Mine would not be.   

Dok,
Always looking for new and interesting ways to interrupt staff meetings.

It could be a motivational tool, when the workers are around you they would hear the rapid ticking and work faster.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

You might consider following up with a fit test or a CT scan.

Also, less booze, more walking.

THIS!!

Just listening to your heart and taking your blood pressure won't show if you had a mild heart attack, and if you did, you can have another.  Dr's suck, but the alternative sucks more!!!!

As dying is NOT AN OPTION for you, you need to get healthy!!!