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Started by P3nT4gR4m, May 08, 2010, 05:19:41 PM

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#15
May 09, 2010, 04:10:13 PM
You might even get a really cool picture of the inside of your heart!

P3nT4gR4m

#16
May 10, 2010, 04:56:26 PM
So I went to the doctors today and he took my blood pressure and listened to my chest with a stethescope and said it was probably nothing to worry about. Muscular issue + hungover head rush followed by a panic attack most likely. My blood pressure is a little bit high but he wants me to go back in and get it taken again before he prescribes meds since it might be the stress of going to see him that made it a bit high.

I'm going to live! :pukka:

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Richter

#17
May 10, 2010, 05:11:14 PM
Good to hear.  We've had enough folks here in hospitals for one decade.
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#18
May 10, 2010, 05:13:23 PM
Excellent news!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
May 10, 2010, 05:24:10 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2010, 04:56:26 PM
So I went to the doctors today and he took my blood pressure and listened to my chest with a stethescope and said it was probably nothing to worry about. Muscular issue + hungover head rush followed by a panic attack most likely. My blood pressure is a little bit high but he wants me to go back in and get it taken again before he prescribes meds since it might be the stress of going to see him that made it a bit high.

I'm going to live! :pukka:

Yay!
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Doktor Howl

#20
May 10, 2010, 05:31:09 PM
You might consider following up with a fit test or a CT scan.

Also, less booze, more walking.
Molon Lube

Payne

#21
May 10, 2010, 05:33:45 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2010, 04:56:26 PM
I'm going to live! :pukka:

Damn, I lost my bet. The manager at William Hill was right after all.

Jenne

#22
May 10, 2010, 05:38:19 PM
Glad you got the work-up, and listen to Rog on this one, he and Hawk are the resident cardiac arrest vets. 

Doktor Howl

#23
May 10, 2010, 05:39:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on May 10, 2010, 05:38:19 PM
Glad you got the work-up, and listen to Rog on this one, he and Hawk are the resident cardiac arrest vets. 

I want to replace mine with a clockwork version.  They're more reliable.
Molon Lube

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#24
May 10, 2010, 05:40:23 PM
I want a nuclear clock.

Doktor Howl

#25
May 10, 2010, 05:40:54 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 10, 2010, 05:40:23 PM
I want a nuclear clock.

I thought about that, but I like a wind up version better.
Molon Lube

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#26
May 10, 2010, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2010, 05:40:54 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 10, 2010, 05:40:23 PM
I want a nuclear clock.

I thought about that, but I like a wind up version better.

With a pendulem?

Doktor Howl

#27
May 10, 2010, 05:42:28 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 10, 2010, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2010, 05:40:54 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 10, 2010, 05:40:23 PM
I want a nuclear clock.

I thought about that, but I like a wind up version better.

With a pendulem?

Either that, or with a hammer & bell arrangement.
Molon Lube

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#28
May 10, 2010, 05:45:18 PM
Mine would be much quieter.

Doktor Howl

#29
May 10, 2010, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 10, 2010, 05:45:18 PM
Mine would be much quieter.

Mine would not be.    :)

Dok,
Always looking for new and interesting ways to interrupt staff meetings.
Molon Lube
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