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This fucking country is doomed. DOOMED!

Started by Doktor Howl, May 11, 2010, 01:38:41 AM

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Doktor Howl

May 11, 2010, 01:38:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM&feature=player_embedded

Oh, yeah.  There will be rejoicing among the WalMart "Mobility Scooter" crowd.
Molon Lube

Freeky

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May 11, 2010, 01:44:41 AM
"Toilet paper is archaic!"

"...SINCE THE 1880'S!!!!!"

Ride that pony, 'Murrica! All the way to the wall!!

Doktor Howl

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May 11, 2010, 01:46:51 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Molon Lube

Freeky

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May 11, 2010, 01:53:33 AM
 :vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:

WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITHOUT WARNING A PERSON, DOK? THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!

Doktor Howl

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May 11, 2010, 01:55:01 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 11, 2010, 01:53:33 AM
:vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:

WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITHOUT WARNING A PERSON, DOK? THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!



This actually makes me kinda sad.
Molon Lube

AFK

#5
May 11, 2010, 02:04:15 AM
It's a good thing the poor kid knows how to get things for herself.  I think it is a trend of what is to come. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Freeky

#6
May 11, 2010, 02:07:19 AM
Yeah.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
May 11, 2010, 02:49:37 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

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May 11, 2010, 03:21:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 01:55:01 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 11, 2010, 01:53:33 AM
:vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:

WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITHOUT WARNING A PERSON, DOK? THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!



This actually makes me kinda sad.

Me too.  That little girl has too much potential to be eaten.
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Suu

#10
May 11, 2010, 04:05:43 AM
Comfort Wipe website is down. Lol.
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Elder Iptuous

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May 11, 2010, 04:22:41 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 11, 2010, 04:05:43 AM
Comfort Wipe website is down. Lol.

it crapped out?

Nast

#12
May 11, 2010, 04:49:23 AM
WOW that's a lot of pretzels.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
May 11, 2010, 07:47:14 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

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May 11, 2010, 08:59:44 AM
I want to laugh and DIE at he same time!!  :lulz: :lulz:
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