ITT: Pickup Lines

[AFK]

                                       "Hey baby, nice payload!"
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[AFK]

                                          "I heard you like a guy with a large towing capacity."
                                                            /

[AFK]

                                     "Have you had your V8 today?"
                                                             /

[Cramulus]

Pardon me, I couldn't notice you undressing me with your eyes, would you like a try with your whole face?



Are you from heaven? Because this leg ain't gonna hump itself.



Does your face hurt? It's making my nipples spin.

[Suu]

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COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.

[Vene]

So hawt.

[Cramulus]

^ I have discovered that ladies do not like this




^ the blunt approach seldom works




^ pickup lines for /b/tards




^ it is super effective




^ the appeal to authority can get you laid sometimes

[Adios]

"Show me your tits."

I used it on Mrs. Hawk 10 years ago. She did. We got hitched.

[Richter]

Is something hot in here or is it jsut you?

[AFK]

I'm assuming you guys aren't seeing the pictures in my posts. 

[Doktor Howl]

I can't see them on this comp.

However, I do have a pickup line that works more often than not:

"Hi.  My name's Roger."

[Adios]

I can't see them on this comp.

However, I do have a pickup line that works more often than not:

"Hi.  My name's Roger."

YUO SICK BASTARD!

[Richter]

CrazyD: "Hi I'm Dave.  What do you think of me so far?"

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"Can I give your moustache a ride home?"

[Doktor Howl]

"Can I give your moustache a ride home?"