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ITT: Pickup Lines

Started by AFK, May 11, 2010, 05:29:39 PM

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AFK

                                       "Hey baby, nice payload!"
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Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

                                          "I heard you like a guy with a large towing capacity."
                                                            /
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

                                     "Have you had your V8 today?"
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Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus



Pardon me, I couldn't notice you undressing me with your eyes, would you like a try with your whole face?



Are you from heaven? Because this leg ain't gonna hump itself.



Does your face hurt? It's making my nipples spin.



















Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Vene


Cramulus



^ I have discovered that ladies do not like this




^ the blunt approach seldom works




^ pickup lines for /b/tards




^ it is super effective




^ the appeal to authority can get you laid sometimes

Adios

"Show me your tits."

I used it on Mrs. Hawk 10 years ago. She did. We got hitched.

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

I'm assuming you guys aren't seeing the pictures in my posts. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

I can't see them on this comp.

However, I do have a pickup line that works more often than not:

"Hi.  My name's Roger."
Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:11:23 PM
I can't see them on this comp.

However, I do have a pickup line that works more often than not:

"Hi.  My name's Roger."

YUO SICK BASTARD!

Richter

CrazyD: "Hi I'm Dave.  What do you think of me so far?"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"Can I give your moustache a ride home?"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube