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Started by Adios, May 11, 2010, 07:24:38 PM

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#45
May 13, 2010, 01:15:17 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:14:25 AM
Canned asparagus and peas are two of the most horrifying foods on earth. I would rather eat bee larva tacos.

THIS

Adios

#46
May 13, 2010, 01:22:07 AM
Also it is acceptable to cook anything with fresh chopped green onions.

Kai

#47
May 13, 2010, 03:08:07 AM
Really? I actually /like/ canned asparagus, as a comfort food.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#48
May 13, 2010, 06:07:44 AM
I guess that really illustrates the "to each their own" principle.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#49
May 13, 2010, 06:12:14 AM
YALL SHUTCHER WHORE MOUTHS!!!

i forgot what we were talkin about.

LMNO

#50
May 13, 2010, 01:15:03 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:14:25 AM
Canned asparagus and peas are two of the most horrifying foods on earth. I would rather eat bee larva tacos.


They make bee larva tacos?


I would so eat one of those.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#51
May 13, 2010, 01:18:57 PM
But then those bee babies will never grow up to be honey bees.
WHO WILL MAKE MY DELICIOUS HONEY, LMNO??? WHOOOOOOOOO?!?!

Certainly not the raccoons. Shifty little bastards they are.

LMNO

#52
May 13, 2010, 01:38:51 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 13, 2010, 01:18:57 PM

WHO WILL MAKE MY DELICIOUS HONEY, LMNO??? WHOOOOOOOOO?!?!



I will help you make your own honey, darlin'.



LMNO,
:lmnuendo:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#53
May 13, 2010, 01:44:03 PM
 :lol:  i should have been expecting that. and i set myself up.


dang it

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#54
May 13, 2010, 06:43:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 13, 2010, 01:15:03 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:14:25 AM
Canned asparagus and peas are two of the most horrifying foods on earth. I would rather eat bee larva tacos.


They make bee larva tacos?


I would so eat one of those.

They sure do; I hear they're good. Ant egg tacos are also popular. For some reason I feel like I'd go for bee larvae first.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Kai

#55
May 13, 2010, 06:54:32 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 06:43:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 13, 2010, 01:15:03 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:14:25 AM
Canned asparagus and peas are two of the most horrifying foods on earth. I would rather eat bee larva tacos.


They make bee larva tacos?


I would so eat one of those.

They sure do; I hear they're good. Ant egg tacos are also popular. For some reason I feel like I'd go for bee larvae first.

They're bigger, and less acidic.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Adios

#56
May 31, 2010, 09:33:12 PM
My peanuts came yesterday.

Today I seem to be spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom making inordinately sized poomps.

Triple Zero

#57
May 31, 2010, 09:54:02 PM
:lmnuendo:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#58
June 01, 2010, 03:40:38 AM
 :lulz:  peenuts made you poop
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