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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

May 11, 2010, 09:16:09 PM

AFK

#1
May 11, 2010, 09:24:15 PM
...all the warm milk
and all the ambien
couldn't get little Johnny to sleep again. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

#2
May 11, 2010, 09:24:43 PM
Damn page blocker.
Molon Lube

Richter

#3
May 11, 2010, 10:32:49 PM
Fucker's looking at me funny.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Jasper

#4
May 11, 2010, 11:15:16 PM
Most psychologically deranging .gif I've ever seen, possibly.

Faust

#5
May 12, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
AGH.


Wait is that Dave from the church of dave?
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Doktor Howl

#6
May 12, 2010, 01:02:17 AM
I just sharted.  In mah pance.
Molon Lube

Faust

#7
May 12, 2010, 01:04:12 AM
Also I am eagerly awaiting the human centipede.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Lies

#8
May 12, 2010, 03:36:03 AM
Quote from: Faust on May 12, 2010, 01:04:12 AM
Also I am eagerly awaiting the human centipede.
This
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

GIGGLES

#9
May 12, 2010, 04:41:26 AM

Sir Squid Diddimus

#10
May 12, 2010, 04:54:04 AM
D:

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#11
May 12, 2010, 09:07:19 AM
!

Where the fuck is the real nose and mouth!

I ARE ALARMED!
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Jasper

#12
May 12, 2010, 04:39:15 PM
The real nose is...under the painted one...

The real mouth?  I think s/he taped over it and painted over the tape.  That's the best rationalization I got.

Golden Applesauce

#13
May 13, 2010, 02:29:28 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 12, 2010, 04:39:15 PM
The real nose is...under the painted one...

The real mouth?  I think s/he taped over it and painted over the tape.  That's the best rationalization I got.

It's between the painted mouth and the painted bowtie.
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.
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