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Difficult Choices: Get your dick out of that fish, you fish fucker!

Started by Cramulus, May 12, 2010, 11:15:23 PM

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Which would you rather fuck?

Somebody who is very beautiful but very passive in bed
3 (7.5%)
Somebody who is great in bed but only average looking
37 (92.5%)

Total Members Voted: 40

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Jasper

#1
May 12, 2010, 11:21:58 PM
Watch, I'll be the only guy who chose pretty. 

Why, you ask? 

Because it'd be something new. :lulz:

Eater of Clowns

#2
May 12, 2010, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 12, 2010, 11:21:58 PM
Watch, I'll be the only guy who chose pretty. 

Why, you ask? 

Because it'd be something new. :lulz:

I'm just going to follow you around the board for the next 20 minutes or so with the rimshot emote based on your last 5 posts.   :lulz:
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Jasper

#3
May 12, 2010, 11:28:51 PM
What.  All my exes are either magnificent lays or neither.  It's not my fault I'm so pragmatic.  :wink:

Salty

#4
May 12, 2010, 11:32:19 PM
Some people seem to think that all they have to do is look good/have the "right" physical proportions/play up how naughty they are and when they actually get in the sack assume that they've done their part.

Stamina, technique, eagerness, willingness, imagination, a filthy degenerate mind that propells a marathon of depravity that leaves you feelig exahausted and sore for a week...I'll take that over a big rack any day.  
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Vene

#5
May 12, 2010, 11:37:30 PM
I'll fuck a fish if I want to fucking fuck that fish.

Adios

#6
May 12, 2010, 11:41:48 PM
I would rather masturbate than fuck a lousy lay.

Jasper

#7
May 12, 2010, 11:44:39 PM
The man said "passive", not lousy.

I can work with passive.  :twisted:

Doktor Howl

#8
May 12, 2010, 11:56:51 PM
I prefer to damage bedroom furniture, so I'm going with the plain-Jane bedroom olympiad.

Also, too damn old to be lookin' at damned barbie doll types.
Molon Lube

Adios

#9
May 13, 2010, 12:14:10 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 12, 2010, 11:44:39 PM
The man said "passive", not lousy.

I can work with passive.  :twisted:

They are the same.

Salty

#10
May 13, 2010, 12:21:35 AM
Yes.

The worst is the blank stare with no movement at all.
I was once with a woman who did that while I was doing my damndest and said, "Should I be doing something?" like I was changing the oil on my car and she felt guilty for not helping.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#11
May 13, 2010, 12:22:23 AM
Then again maybe the problem was me.  :?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

#12
May 13, 2010, 12:22:40 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 13, 2010, 12:21:35 AM
Yes.

The worst is the blank stare with no movement at all.
I was once with a woman who did that while I was doing my damndest and said, "Should I be doing something?" like I was changing the oil on my car and she felt guilty for not helping.

"Yes.  You should be wearing THIS!  MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Molon Lube

Jasper

#13
May 13, 2010, 12:23:04 AM
I've uh... I've never heard of that.   :?

Now I feel bad.

Doktor Howl

#14
May 13, 2010, 12:23:12 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 12, 2010, 11:44:39 PM
The man said "passive", not lousy.

I can work with passive.  :twisted:

pffffft.
Molon Lube
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