Difficult Choices: Get your dick out of that fish, you fish fucker!

[Cramulus]

[Jasper]

Watch, I'll be the only guy who chose pretty. 

Why, you ask? 

Because it'd be something new.

[Eater of Clowns]

Watch, I'll be the only guy who chose pretty. 

Why, you ask? 

Because it'd be something new.

I'm just going to follow you around the board for the next 20 minutes or so with the rimshot emote based on your last 5 posts.   

[Jasper]

What.  All my exes are either magnificent lays or neither.  It's not my fault I'm so pragmatic. 

[Salty]

Some people seem to think that all they have to do is look good/have the "right" physical proportions/play up how naughty they are and when they actually get in the sack assume that they've done their part.

Stamina, technique, eagerness, willingness, imagination, a filthy degenerate mind that propells a marathon of depravity that leaves you feelig exahausted and sore for a week...I'll take that over a big rack any day.  

[Vene]

I'll fuck a fish if I want to fucking fuck that fish.

[Adios]

I would rather masturbate than fuck a lousy lay.

[Jasper]

The man said "passive", not lousy.

I can work with passive. 

[Doktor Howl]

I prefer to damage bedroom furniture, so I'm going with the plain-Jane bedroom olympiad.

Also, too damn old to be lookin' at damned barbie doll types.

[Adios]

The man said "passive", not lousy.

I can work with passive. 

They are the same.

[Salty]

Yes.

The worst is the blank stare with no movement at all.
I was once with a woman who did that while I was doing my damndest and said, "Should I be doing something?" like I was changing the oil on my car and she felt guilty for not helping.

[Salty]

Then again maybe the problem was me. 

[Doktor Howl]

Yes.

The worst is the blank stare with no movement at all.
I was once with a woman who did that while I was doing my damndest and said, "Should I be doing something?" like I was changing the oil on my car and she felt guilty for not helping.

"Yes.  You should be wearing THIS!  MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Jasper]

I've uh... I've never heard of that.  

Now I feel bad.

[Doktor Howl]

The man said "passive", not lousy.

I can work with passive. 

pffffft.