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Started by Jasper, June 23, 2010, 06:00:34 PM

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June 26, 2010, 07:24:12 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on June 25, 2010, 10:24:00 PM
The "Summer of the Shark" when, in the Summer of 2001, unprovoked shark attacks were actually lower than average, but the media, bored with having nothing to report, decided to hype up the few that had happened and pass it off as a sudden outbreak of shark attacks.

Because, you know, we were desperately in need of something to be afraid of.

Hilarious in hindsight.
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