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End Stache Abuse: Go Straight Edge

Started by Cramulus, March 03, 2010, 02:41:12 PM

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Cramulus

for the record, I'm about a week and a half in on my "real" moustache

it is fucking awful

I'll try to post a pic before I shave the fucker off tonight

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Quote from: Cramulus on April 06, 2010, 03:03:00 PM
for the record, I'm about a week and a half in on my "real" moustache

it is fucking awful

I'll try to post a pic before I shave the fucker off tonight

Suffer through it, Cram, after the miserable chafing discomfort period it's totally worth it.
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Jasper

All the itching and time spent looking like an idiot pays off when you've got just enough 'stache to twirl around with your fingers while wearing a villainous grin.

Elder Iptuous

Sig, do you have twirlable stache now?

also, LMNO: status update, prease!

LMNO

Suu took a pic at the Boston meat up. Perhaps she can post.

Jasper

Quote from: Iptuous on June 13, 2010, 10:21:44 PM
Sig, do you have twirlable stache now?

also, LMNO: status update, prease!

BAAARELY.

It's like, I can pinch it and twist the ends together.

Which I have to do all the time because they come apart so much.  Gotta get some better quality wax that doesn't feel like spackle after it dries.

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Quote from: Cramulus on April 06, 2010, 03:03:00 PM
for the record, I'm about a week and a half in on my "real" moustache

it is fucking awful

I'll try to post a pic before I shave the fucker off tonight

:fap: :fap: :fap:
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Quote from: Sigmatic on June 14, 2010, 12:54:19 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 13, 2010, 10:21:44 PM
Sig, do you have twirlable stache now?

also, LMNO: status update, prease!

BAAARELY.

It's like, I can pinch it and twist the ends together.

Which I have to do all the time because they come apart so much.  Gotta get some better quality wax that doesn't feel like spackle after it dries.

Sig, Nigel suggested these guys to me, and I've found them to be quite good, and affordable.

Cramulus

Quote from: Nigel on June 14, 2010, 10:15:06 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 06, 2010, 03:03:00 PM
for the record, I'm about a week and a half in on my "real" moustache

it is fucking awful

I'll try to post a pic before I shave the fucker off tonight

:fap: :fap: :fap:


I couldn't post those pics, they weren't "real" enough.

That moustache was so far from "real" that one drawn on with a sharpie may have been more convincing

sadly I am doomed to have an embarrassing naked face

Jasper

Facial hair growth tends to accelerate around midlife, I wouldn't be surprised if at 35 your whole head exploded with hair.

Quote from: LMNO on June 14, 2010, 01:23:03 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 14, 2010, 12:54:19 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 13, 2010, 10:21:44 PM
Sig, do you have twirlable stache now?

also, LMNO: status update, prease!

BAAARELY.

It's like, I can pinch it and twist the ends together.

Which I have to do all the time because they come apart so much.  Gotta get some better quality wax that doesn't feel like spackle after it dries.

Sig, Nigel suggested these guys to me, and I've found them to be quite good, and affordable.

Awesome! I'll give 'em a try!

AFK

Man, that means I'm going to be trimming a lot more often if that happens. 

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