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Richter! The results are in!

Started by Suu, May 20, 2010, 01:23:48 AM

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Suu

May 20, 2010, 01:23:48 AM
As requested, here is my experimentation.

Bite 1: Tasted more curry than anything. Very flavorful but not much heat.
Bite 2: Oh hey, it does have a bit of a kick.
Bite 3: Why does it burn my esophagus on the way down?
Bite 4: Flavor? There is no flavor, there is only ZUUL.
Bite 5: Oh am I glad I got that new Blistex.
Bite 6: I think my gums are bleeding!
Bite 7: ZALGO, HE COMES.
Bite 8: I CAN SEE FOREVER!
Bite 9: FUCK HE DID IT TO THE RICE TOO.
Bite 10: Needs salt.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#1
May 20, 2010, 01:34:04 AM
Told you it needed salt.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

#2
May 20, 2010, 01:36:45 AM
Seriously. Next time add the salt into the stir fry. I think it will make a world of difference.


...I need to go wipe the blood from my face now.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dimocritus

#3
May 20, 2010, 01:50:09 AM
Crud, I think I faux pas'd. DIdn't mean to start a topic with such a similar title.

Anyhow, what exactly were you eating? I LOVE heat. And Zuul...
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Suu

#4
May 20, 2010, 01:54:52 AM
A standard issue Richterian Thermo-Nuclear vindaloo.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dimocritus

#5
May 20, 2010, 01:56:38 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 01:54:52 AM
A standard issue Richterian Thermo-Nuclear vindaloo.

Mmmm... Thermo-Nuclear... guuuggghhh
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Suu

#6
May 20, 2010, 03:23:30 AM
Hmm...this is working it's way through my intestines faster than it should.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

#7
May 20, 2010, 03:27:59 AM
I must have this vindaloo.  The local Indian joints won't make it the right way for a Westerner, no matter how you threaten the chef.
Molon Lube

Suu

#8
May 20, 2010, 03:49:41 AM
The one on Wickenden St. had a special once and made it with Bhut Jolokia.  I cried and shat blood. At the same time. I swear. Ask Travis.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

#9
May 20, 2010, 03:52:29 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:49:41 AM
The one on Wickenden St. had a special once and made it with Bhut Jolokia.  I cried and shat blood. At the same time. I swear. Ask Travis.

Going there.
Molon Lube

Richter

#10
May 20, 2010, 03:52:46 AM
It will be prepared, but it better be Thursday.  I can't eat this stuff on a work night.

This is the same stuff which made me nearly shit myself on the commuter rail.  I then rendered the bathroom on the train unusable, leaving behind a brimstone - laced stench.  (No Lie.)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Doktor Howl

#11
May 20, 2010, 03:55:25 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 20, 2010, 03:52:46 AM
It will be prepared, but it better be Thursday.  I can't eat this stuff on a work night.

This is the same stuff which made me nearly shit myself on the commuter rail.  I then rendered the bathroom on the train unusable, leaving behind a brimstone - laced stench.  (No Lie.)

Thursday will work.  Then we'll all be on the train together on Friday. :)
Molon Lube

Suu

#12
May 20, 2010, 03:55:57 AM
This can only end in tears.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

#13
May 20, 2010, 03:57:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:55:57 AM
This can only end in tears.

Tears of AMAZING!
Molon Lube

Richter

#14
May 20, 2010, 03:58:13 AM
MU Hu HA Ha!

Also, Dok:  Noticed the avatar awhile back and I am most amused.  :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat
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