Richter! The results are in!

[Suu]

As requested, here is my experimentation.

Bite 1: Tasted more curry than anything. Very flavorful but not much heat.
Bite 2: Oh hey, it does have a bit of a kick.
Bite 3: Why does it burn my esophagus on the way down?
Bite 4: Flavor? There is no flavor, there is only ZUUL.
Bite 5: Oh am I glad I got that new Blistex.
Bite 6: I think my gums are bleeding!
Bite 7: ZALGO, HE COMES.
Bite 8: I CAN SEE FOREVER!
Bite 9: FUCK HE DID IT TO THE RICE TOO.
Bite 10: Needs salt.

[Richter]

Told you it needed salt.

[Suu]

Seriously. Next time add the salt into the stir fry. I think it will make a world of difference.


...I need to go wipe the blood from my face now.

[Dimocritus]

Crud, I think I faux pas'd. DIdn't mean to start a topic with such a similar title.

Anyhow, what exactly were you eating? I LOVE heat. And Zuul...

[Suu]

A standard issue Richterian Thermo-Nuclear vindaloo.

[Dimocritus]

A standard issue Richterian Thermo-Nuclear vindaloo.

Mmmm... Thermo-Nuclear... guuuggghhh

[Suu]

Hmm...this is working it's way through my intestines faster than it should.

[Doktor Howl]

I must have this vindaloo.  The local Indian joints won't make it the right way for a Westerner, no matter how you threaten the chef.

[Suu]

The one on Wickenden St. had a special once and made it with Bhut Jolokia.  I cried and shat blood. At the same time. I swear. Ask Travis.

[Doktor Howl]

The one on Wickenden St. had a special once and made it with Bhut Jolokia.  I cried and shat blood. At the same time. I swear. Ask Travis.

Going there.

[Richter]

It will be prepared, but it better be Thursday.  I can't eat this stuff on a work night.

This is the same stuff which made me nearly shit myself on the commuter rail.  I then rendered the bathroom on the train unusable, leaving behind a brimstone - laced stench.  (No Lie.)

[Doktor Howl]

It will be prepared, but it better be Thursday.  I can't eat this stuff on a work night.

This is the same stuff which made me nearly shit myself on the commuter rail.  I then rendered the bathroom on the train unusable, leaving behind a brimstone - laced stench.  (No Lie.)

Thursday will work.  Then we'll all be on the train together on Friday.

[Suu]

This can only end in tears.

[Doktor Howl]

This can only end in tears.

Tears of AMAZING!

[Richter]

MU Hu HA Ha!

Also, Dok:  Noticed the avatar awhile back and I am most amused.