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[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have 2 jiggers of bourbon a week, one on Tuesday and one on Friday.

Once in a while I accidentally and then I over the wall onto the golf course, and nobody will speak to me for a week.  But that's an accident, and doesn't count.

Heeee! That's like when I accidentally a whole bottle of wine and then I and wake up on the couch at 2 am.

Yep.  Except I bet that doesn't get yet another angry letter from the HOA and the golf course.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have 2 jiggers of bourbon a week, one on Tuesday and one on Friday.

Once in a while I accidentally and then I over the wall onto the golf course, and nobody will speak to me for a week.  But that's an accident, and doesn't count.

Heeee! That's like when I accidentally a whole bottle of wine and then I and wake up on the couch at 2 am.

Yep.  Except I bet that doesn't get yet another angry letter from the HOA and the golf course.

No. No it doesn't.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have 2 jiggers of bourbon a week, one on Tuesday and one on Friday.

Once in a while I accidentally and then I over the wall onto the golf course, and nobody will speak to me for a week.  But that's an accident, and doesn't count.

Heeee! That's like when I accidentally a whole bottle of wine and then I and wake up on the couch at 2 am.

Yep.  Except I bet that doesn't get yet another angry letter from the HOA and the golf course.

No. No it doesn't.

Speaking of which, I'm off to the HOA meeting.

TGRR,
Is reasonably certain he'll have a good time.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have 2 jiggers of bourbon a week, one on Tuesday and one on Friday.

Once in a while I accidentally and then I over the wall onto the golf course, and nobody will speak to me for a week.  But that's an accident, and doesn't count.

Heeee! That's like when I accidentally a whole bottle of wine and then I and wake up on the couch at 2 am.

Yep.  Except I bet that doesn't get yet another angry letter from the HOA and the golf course.

No. No it doesn't.

Speaking of which, I'm off to the HOA meeting.

TGRR,
Is reasonably certain he'll have a good time.

One of these times, take Freeky and have her video it. I want to see!

[Luna]

I have 2 jiggers of bourbon a week, one on Tuesday and one on Friday.

Once in a while I accidentally and then I over the wall onto the golf course, and nobody will speak to me for a week.  But that's an accident, and doesn't count.

Heeee! That's like when I accidentally a whole bottle of wine and then I and wake up on the couch at 2 am.

Yep.  Except I bet that doesn't get yet another angry letter from the HOA and the golf course.

No. No it doesn't.

Speaking of which, I'm off to the HOA meeting.

TGRR,
Is reasonably certain he'll have a good time.

One of these times, take Freeky and have her video it. I want to see!

At least come back and tell us how it went.   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think they thought I was being unreasonable.

I, on the other hand, thought they were a pack of officious pricks with a BAD case of Big Fish in a Little Pond syndrome. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think they thought I was being unreasonable.

I, on the other hand, thought they were a pack of officious pricks with a BAD case of Big Fish in a Little Pond syndrome. 

Sounds like you may have been the only one there with a decent grasp on reality.

[Triple Zero]

Who the fuck continues college-age habits into their forties? That whole premise is bunk. It's like administering a "you might be a loser if..." test to 19-year-olds and then saying "well, yeah maybe not now, but if you're still doing the same thing when you're 40..."

Well, yeah, it is a pretty stupid obvious thing to realize. But remember, this was in Eastern-Europe.

I still think, at that age, it was a good realization for me that "hey yeah, this lifestyle is going to have to come to an end", both confronting and comforting at the same time.