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Started by Dimocritus, May 24, 2010, 07:06:31 AM

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Salty

#60
May 25, 2010, 05:45:56 AM
I'm convinced that this show was six years of JJ. Abrahms getting paid to fuck with people.
Isn't he a discordian, didn't he mention eris on some award show or something?
The show ended on 5/23, flight 815.

What made me sure that he had no intention of resolving anything was when I saw an interview (with Colbert, I believe), he looked off camera, said "Lost is...confusing" in this introspective way, and got this big shit-eating grin.

We've been TROLLED people.  :argh!:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Nephew Twiddleton

#61
May 25, 2010, 05:47:01 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 25, 2010, 04:30:10 AM
Quote from: dimo on May 25, 2010, 04:25:38 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 25, 2010, 04:23:23 AM
Which parts did you want explained more?

Mostly a clearer explanaition of the islands "mysterious" qualites and some clarity on the early Jacob/Man in black and their "mother" stuff in addition to some more nit-picky stuff.

Yeah, that would have been nice.

When the plug was pulled it sounded like machinery to me... my theory is ancient aliens.  I prefer that to "god".

They still don't adequately explain the Egyptian mystique. Ok, Jacob and MIB were essentially the sons of a Roman mother, but where did all the Egyptian crap come from? Why did their people (Romans) have a scientific acumen more in fitting with the Renaissance/Early Modern Period even thought they clearly were ancient from their fantasy TV show clothing? And then, why does Jacob have a Hebrew name? Was it because he was born to a Christian mother in the late Empire? And what is the Heart of the Island? Why is it so important? More importantly--why would MIB's leaving the Island have destroyed the whole world? That's a pretty big one. Near as I can tell, it's just some misanthropic Italian turned to smoke dude who just wants to get the fuck off the Island. That doesn't seem like Hell breaking loose on Earth to me. I'd want to get the hell off too. I don't see why the Universe has to collapse as a result. What is the mystical significance of the Valenzetti Equation and why would it curse Hurley if they're just a statistical formula? And Walt. What the fuck is up with Walt? Forget the fact that he's too old to play the part, that's a loose thread. It's questions like these. They demand answers.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Nephew Twiddleton

#62
May 25, 2010, 05:50:31 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 25, 2010, 05:45:56 AM
I'm convinced that this show was six years of JJ. Abrahms getting paid to fuck with people.
Isn't he a discordian, didn't he mention eris on some award show or something?
The show ended on 5/23, flight 815.

What made me sure that he had no intention of resolving anything was when I saw an interview (with Colbert, I believe), he looked off camera, said "Lost is...confusing" in this introspective way, and got this big shit-eating grin.

We've been TROLLED people.  :argh!:

That would be kinda cool actually. One of the numbers is 23, and of course 42 is the answer to everything. Hmmm...
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dimocritus

#63
May 25, 2010, 05:57:48 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 25, 2010, 05:45:56 AM
I'm convinced that this show was six years of JJ. Abrahms getting paid to fuck with people.
Isn't he a discordian, didn't he mention eris on some award show or something?
The show ended on 5/23, flight 815.

What made me sure that he had no intention of resolving anything was when I saw an interview (with Colbert, I believe), he looked off camera, said "Lost is...confusing" in this introspective way, and got this big shit-eating grin.

We've been TROLLED people.  :argh!:

I missed this post the first time through. I'm just going to beleive it, it makes it all better this way...
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Nephew Twiddleton

#64
May 25, 2010, 06:10:40 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 25, 2010, 05:45:56 AM
I'm convinced that this show was six years of JJ. Abrahms getting paid to fuck with people.
Isn't he a discordian, didn't he mention eris on some award show or something?
The show ended on 5/23, flight 815.

What made me sure that he had no intention of resolving anything was when I saw an interview (with Colbert, I believe), he looked off camera, said "Lost is...confusing" in this introspective way, and got this big shit-eating grin.

We've been TROLLED people.  :argh!:

Just for reference, do you know what award or when it was? Google and Youtube aren't giving me much to go on. If you can put a link to a clip where he accepts an award and says something like "First and foremost I would like to thank Eris, with Her all things are possible..." I will have to laugh at myself and applaud him.

Unless you're J.J. Abrams and can confirm this as a primary source...  :fnord:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dimocritus

#65
May 25, 2010, 06:11:39 AM
Hrm... Found this. Wasn't convinved 'till I clicked a link for a character, Malick (Malik. As in Joe) who's first appearence was on June... 23rd?!?!? ZOMGDONE.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Salty

#66
May 25, 2010, 06:17:11 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 25, 2010, 06:10:40 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 25, 2010, 05:45:56 AM
I'm convinced that this show was six years of JJ. Abrahms getting paid to fuck with people.
Isn't he a discordian, didn't he mention eris on some award show or something?
The show ended on 5/23, flight 815.

What made me sure that he had no intention of resolving anything was when I saw an interview (with Colbert, I believe), he looked off camera, said "Lost is...confusing" in this introspective way, and got this big shit-eating grin.

We've been TROLLED people.  :argh!:

Just for reference, do you know what award or when it was? Google and Youtube aren't giving me much to go on. If you can put a link to a clip where he accepts an award and says something like "First and foremost I would like to thank Eris, with Her all things are possible..." I will have to laugh at myself and applaud him.

Unless you're J.J. Abrams and can confirm this as a primary source...  :fnord:

Unfortunately it is a hazy memory, though I beleive it may have been discordia, not eris.
But there may be a reason Ten Ton Mantis never shows his face.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Dimocritus

#67
May 25, 2010, 06:18:19 AM
Holy crap. If you click the link for "23" they Lo5 the whole thing for you. How did I miss all that?
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Nephew Twiddleton

#68
May 25, 2010, 06:34:53 AM
Quote from: dimo on May 25, 2010, 06:18:19 AM
Holy crap. If you click the link for "23" they Lo5 the whole thing for you. How did I miss all that?

Hmmm... following the links now. Intriguing.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dimocritus

#69
May 25, 2010, 06:37:28 AM
I'm pretty sure Alty's right. Or at least right enough for me. We have been trolled.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Vene

#70
May 25, 2010, 07:09:10 AM
If anybody can confirm this was a troll, well, that's about the only way I'd actually watch the damn thing.

Nephew Twiddleton

#71
May 25, 2010, 07:12:18 AM
Quote from: Vene on May 25, 2010, 07:09:10 AM
If anybody can confirm this was a troll, well, that's about the only way I'd actually watch the damn thing.

It was actually a pretty good show. A very frustratingly good show. You also now have the benefit of watching up to season 5 immediately. by the time you get to the end of season 5, Season 6 will be out on DVD.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

the last yatto

#72
May 25, 2010, 08:55:12 AM
I hope a publisher buys Faraday's journal and resells it... id be curious to what was put in there.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#73
May 25, 2010, 09:08:56 AM
Quote from: dimo on May 25, 2010, 06:37:28 AM
I'm pretty sure Alty's right. Or at least right enough for me. We have been trolled.

Sayid being a Republic Guard was very much, I think they took many influences,
they also gave the audience fake clues as well.


Quote from: Vene on May 25, 2010, 07:09:10 AM
If anybody can confirm this was a troll...

come on the last episode was a clip show...
only way they really could have confirmed troll if someone said 'sometimes a cigar is just a cigar'
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

hooplala

#74
May 25, 2010, 02:04:47 PM
Can't we just say now that "everything is a troll" and get on with our lives?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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